Mischievous Dad

Lead Negotiator: Toddlerist Division. Amateur potty trainer. Bad dad jokes. Father of twins. strong meme game. Always planning some project. elige tua

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Is a taco a sandwich?
If sandwich, what kind of sandwich?
Discuss

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@3dpNero Insecure FW, depending on the what though you can crack into those unless they’re fully embedded (ie router)

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Working on a project, it’s almost there, I promise.
Short-term, I’ve been building RC cars

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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Farts are funny
Except when they’re twos

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@SeaHawkersPod This reminds me of a trade Seattle made in March…. 🤔

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So, a bent nail walks into a bar and the bartender say “get out of here, you’re too hammered!”

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We’ve concluded that our kids have the same eating schedule as Hobbits

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My kids have gotten to the age where I should know better than to neglect loctite on screws 😩😅

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I just need the Seahawks in the 4th quarter to show up in the 1st quarter

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Hold up, you mean to tell me there are TWO Cheez-It bowls…?

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Don’t 👏🏻 sleep 👏🏻 on 👏🏻 them 👏🏻 Utes 👏🏻

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@DeathWishCoffee Hand grinder to a French press 👍🏻

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Post pandemic, the most frustrating thing to still be dealing with is parents taking their “it’s not covid” sick kids to school

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Did I tell you about my new gardening tool? I’ve named it Ed because its for Sheeran

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Doing some work in and old outbuilding and I find this stuffed in a wall. A bunch of ceramic molds

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I have ethical questions about this on so several levels

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5-3 on a “rebuild” season seems pretty good, but what do I know 🤷🏻‍♂️

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I like to live dangerously when building thing insofar as I keep my adhesives and lubricants on the same shelf

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Not dead, I promise, just been a little busy off Twitter.
These shenanigans take some planning

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Things are starting to roll along, and it’s good.