According to the letter I dictated to my doctor:
- I am in extraordinary health
- my mind is extraordinary
- my rumpity pumpity skills are extraordinary
- Richard III’s mother was a donkey
- war is peace
- ignorance is strength
- cheese is love
You’ve got it all backwards. It’s because you have all these important responsibilities that we are concerned what the Russians have on you. https://t.co/IVkL0nGSQz
Rudy Giuliani just told Hannity that he wants trump to be able to give Mueller an interview NOT under oath.
If you never hear from me again it's because laughed myself to death.
Mr. President, you are getting poor legal advice from Mr. diGenova. The fact that you can fire someone doesn’t mean you can fire them for a corrupt purpose. No one is above the law. https://t.co/kjFe796Li7
Republicans want to give Trump the Nobel Peace Price.
Trump tried to institute a Muslim ban.
Invented a terror attack in Sweden.
Called the Germans bad people.
Compared Australian refugees to the Boston bombers.
Called African countries shitholes.
I could keep going
This. This is what’s wrong with and in America. I am so ashamed on behalf of all of US.
This is a minority view.
It’s time the majority got up and demanded a change. https://t.co/fHEytwn7pc
Mary Sidney's son + you may recognize him as statue standing outside Bodleian.
“I leaned against the iron railings surrounding the bronze statue of William Herbert and sucked the chilly air into my lungs, struggling to get the vestiges of clove and cinnamon out of my nostrils” https://t.co/SR0pZElOiD
A reminder that it is not normal to rush through a bill no one has read, let alone debated, which impacts every American. This isn't governance. All the squeaking McCain, Flake and Corker did - this is not democracy, you're complicit!
It's going to be both hilarious and deeply sad when @realDonaldTrump followers realize six months from now that they had been following a man who had already lost his mind. Crazy/mentally incompetent was not a deterrent for them. Pretty telling for state of the Republican Party.
Repeated warnings from my 98-year-old grandma, a Nazi Germany survivor, chill me. She says it all started this way, with one weird unsettling development after another, until they were past the point of no return.
Latest reason why Donald Trump is the worst president in modern history: he propagates hate speech against Muslims to millions of Americans. (Part of a continuing series)
My fellow Americans: you don’t think we deserve the brightest and the best? People who tell the truth? Respect for the rule of law? Men who don’t grope and expose? An inkling of what generations of soldiers died for? Well...
I DO!