Swift Murphy

Geriatric millennial. Je m'en fucking fous.

[Swift Murphy @Mise_Smurph]

@LayaHealthcare what’s going on? Emailed submission on 2-Dec, no reply. Called today and wait times are 35 minutes. Web chat is down. Is there really no way to speak to you!?

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@TMIrelandHelp @bohsman38 You know these replies are doing nothing, right!?

When a lot of people are having the same issues it’s usually not a user issue. It’s a webshite issue.

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@Behan40Behan @TicketmasterIre Same. I have link from artist presale and nothing is loading since it opened at 10am.

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Since the presale started 10 mins ago it isn’t even launching the page. There is no waiting room or queue and I don’t believe this even is inundated… webshite.

Keeps circling back to this

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Ticketmaster cannot organise a piss up in a brewery. I believe how even for low profile gigs their website keeps malfunctioning.

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When you win a voucher for a stay
@TalbotHotels and there are so many conditions you’re not sure if you can ever use it

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@RTE2 @TeamIreland @sarahlavin_ @ShaneLowryGolf @RTEsport Had to switch to bbc. Your coverage was insulting.

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@ShaneBeattyNews It was unreal. I really try to choose the national broadcaster but it’s nonsense when my 6yo and I are watching and he is getting excited trying to match countries on a map and cannot go 5 mins without ad break. Ridiculous.

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@deshocks @IslandWetlands Love it!

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@deshocks @IslandWetlands Similar ages so good to know!
Given that my nearly 3yo can spend 15 mins examining kerbs waiting to find ants, am sure this would be a good option

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@deshocks @IslandWetlands I have never, ever heard of this!
Thanks for the tip, am sure the small fellas would love it.

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@echolivecork @barryomahony_9 Always the lads who get the photos, isn’t it.

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@Colettemcclosk8 @Corks96FM There are dozens of more age-appropriate phrases they could have used. It’s not people saying, it’s a professional media outlet that should have better standards.

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So you think it appropriate @Corks96FM to write a headline how a 7 year old girl is “turning heads” because she is “stunning” ?

That’s appalling language to use for a child.

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I’ll say it again: there should be a ban on tractors in the city during rush hour. Tractor each direction going through Jack Lynch tunnel at rush hour this evening. Ridiculous and dangerous. @corkcitycouncil

[Coláiste Choilm GAA @CChoilmgaa]

Our senior hurling team were kindly sponsored by Niall Murphy Solicitors this season. We are very grateful to Niall for his continued support. Pictured is joint captain Johnny Galvin with Niall @colaistechoilm @BallincolligGAA @murphyslawcork

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They have since opened the indoor urinals but not the indoor toilets. It is revolting out here.

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Bruce Springsteen gig tonight at @PaircUiCha0imh . Worst toilet situation I have ever seen here and it is only 8pm. No urinals so men pissing everywhere, loos are filthy and people trying to clean up strangers poo so they can use the loos. 130 ticket. Unbelievable.

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Hey @TicketmasterIre is there any reason why I wouldn’t see tickets in my app when I can see them in my desktop account? Same log ins. Also cannot see them if I log in to mobile browser. Any ideas?? Have a gig tonight.

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@AllKnowingGuru @nibmoss Learn the rules inside out. Because once you know them you’ll read everything with ease. It is a rational, logical language.