Billsbury Toe Boy

Puked on the battlefield of Gettysburg once

[Billsbury Toe Boy @Misera_Bill]

👁👅👁

[Molly Morrison @mollyhannahm]

victor wembanyama just led his team to the NBA finals at 22 years old in his first ever playoff appearance

went from "the future" to "the best player in the world" in the blink of an eye. surreal getting to witness his rise happen in real time.

[🐢✨America Is Musty✨🐢 @DragonflyJonez]

The disrespectful dunk with 4 seconds left. Boy I fuckin love it. Hate is back.

[Paul Muad’Dib @trygraptor]

buying this and using the antlers to poke the eyeball of anyone seated next to me using their phone during the movie

[dylan @dylangonzalez21]

“55 points 55 rebounds 55 blocks 55 assists 55 steals”

[Josh RR Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

The hobbits cheering for Gandalf after he sets off another round of fireworks:

[keegan @Keegan59992745]

This is the most psychotic thing I’ve ever seen an nba player do

[Lazzyyyyyy @em_Lazzy]

Imagine complaining about making $200k for 140 days of work… to people surviving on $8 an hour working 300+ days a year

[Rob Perez @WorldWideWob]

Jarrett Allen 3rd Quarter

[Matt Norlander @MattNorlander]

The most aesthetically pleasing NBA game in eons. A+.

[onion person @CantEverDie]

HEARTWARMING: american society forces old grandma to work to her grave to prevent her husband from dying

[Max Burns @themaxburns]

A perfect image of the Trump era: A grandmother has to work at DoorDash in order to get by, while the president decorates his office in gold accent pieces.

[nyara @nyaraVT]

“Just get YT premium”

Capitalism means making a product worse to sell you the fix for it..

They make ads so unbearable that you HAVE to spend money and then think it’s a great deal, instead of a scam

[Huey @HAv2RtrnVdeoTps]

Charging people for the air they breathe? Interesting!

[Big Brother Tea @TheBigBroTea]

“You aren’t going to tell anyone, right?”

Me:
#survivor50

[The Nostalgia Queen @Snow_Blacck]

Digimon. Digital monsters. And I can’t stress this enough: Digimon are the champions.

[Omar El Fares 🇵🇸 عُمَر الفارس @3lfares]

Bitch you started the war

[Jemele Hill @jemelehill]

So Congress is just a concept of a plan?

[Pablo Torre 👀 @PabloTorre]

I’m just glad that Donald Trump Jr’s friends have found yet another insane way to extract money from the American people.

[jake 🐻💐 @girlbaitjake]

i already like him, u dont have to sell me on him any more