Stephen Djones

The biggest wind up merchant ever

[Stephen Djones @MiseryDwarf]

@Rob_Newport 🤣

[Stephen Djones @MiseryDwarf]

Just had a work's canteen breakfast.
They'd run out of sausages so I had vegetarian sausages instead
No wonder vegetarians are miserable

[Stephen Djones @MiseryDwarf]

@cooltechtipz That's the goto response of all scientists

[Stephen Djones @MiseryDwarf]

@Susan05713606 Count Binface
I have one of his t-shirts
So pleased Burnham was between him and the fox

[Julie 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿Elizabeth 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @Julie27Rose]

Thank you to DW Bakery for the phonecall, a mad dash up for the bread donation.

My veterans are helping me take it up to our hub.

#thankyou #donation #veterans

[Stephen Djones @MiseryDwarf]

It'd be a lot less losses if they got rid of the top brass who waste our money
@BBC
#BBCBreakfast

BBC News - BBC announces 550 job cuts as first part of £500m savings plan - BBC News
https://t.co/G5UsT62No4

[Stephen Djones @MiseryDwarf]

@andy_the_chef Ditto.
Aware of score, no intention of watching

[Stephen Djones @MiseryDwarf]

@andy_the_chef Going to try and finish the series tonight.
Terrible news on Jeremy

[Neil Rickards @NeilTheKid]

It's just not true. Anybody that knows anything about football will say he's the best in world football at the moment and has been for a while.

[Graham Kenny @pearlajaming]

💯 this.

[Stephen Djones @MiseryDwarf]

@DelBoy80s But we know it's the welsh😂😁👌

[Shrewsbury Morris Dancers @shrewsmorris]

Happy Tuesday fab followers! We hope you’re all well and you can have a super day. Be safe out there please, loving you all xx🕺💃🎻🪗💛

[Stephen Djones @MiseryDwarf]

I'd love to know how much money was wasted on those stealth tax adverts for the TV licence that they bully with letters anyway if we don't hand over willingly.
My wife pays it because the @BBC scared her by bullying us with threatening letters
#BBCBreakfast
I hate the @BBC

[Susan Adams🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @SuzieHasTwins]

Ban all adults from social media.
Tell them to go to the pub to play with their mates.

[Stephen Djones @MiseryDwarf]

I was born in '72 and grew up with some great music but sometimes wish I was born in the '90's, the 1790's when Mozart & Beety were at their peak.

[Stephen Djones @MiseryDwarf]

@andy_the_chef Good morning
How's tricks?

[Stephen Djones @MiseryDwarf]

Good morning
Coffeed and porridged.
Let's see how today goes.

[Chick @chickcrisis]

Going for my interview.. wish me luck