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[Medic Kim @medickimw]

Go ahead and ask literally anyone in EMS how often a patient refuses transport due to cost.

It’s a lot.

[Stefana @fawnrifle]

@samcanmiss But if it’s a man theyll let him impregnate yhem

[sammy♡ @girlmaxxed]

a lot of female interactions is just theatrics and if you don't play along they crucify you

[Sarah Kendzior @sarahkendzior]

Nothing should require an app. There should always be an alternative. You should always be able to leave your cell phone at home or not own one at all. This applies to everything but especially for something as basic as parking.

[les 🎈 @cyberdulce]

i respect the designer she really took 20k for 1k worth of target items

[Natalie Shure @nataliesurely]

from an urn on the mantel

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

I wish LinkedIn would allow comments on job postings because some of these companies need to be dragged, roasted, and reprimanded.

[john teufel @JohnTeufelNYC]

This is how pensions died. They were standard. Then one company dropped it, then another, until you worked for a unicorn company and your friends said "wow you have a pension??" Then your company dropped it too.

[Millicenticent @millysayseh]

@masonrizz have you ever tried to type on a laptop balancing on a little shaky tray while the person in front of you is reclined halfway back into your lap

[AEVØN ™⚡ @fwaevon]

Nobody talks about how "parking" used to cost quarters. Now it's $8/hour, requires an app, won't take cash, and charges you a $2 "convenience fee" to pay digitally. You're paying a tech tax to leave your car in a painted rectangle. Public space has been monetized into oblivion.

[Vee 🤎 @vee_dimple]

I can literally tell when somebody wants access to me BUT doesn’t actually like me. That energy be so weird 😭

[rxmsxy🇵🇸 @rxmsxy]

beads so heavy she can’t walk straight 😭

[sydney assbasket @admiralwils0n]

Relapsing at the team building event

[Mini Modu @MinModulation]

theyre just showing him AI videos all day

[Connor O’Leary @Connorpoleary]

A situationship is when a man isn’t attracted to you but wants to keep you around for sex. Most young women don’t understand this, but many men will happily have sex with you even if they’re not that *physically* attracted to you. It isn’t that the guy has a problem with commitment. He would commit to a woman he was deeply attracted to. It’s that he’s not that into you, but the sex is “good enough.”

If you keep getting into situationships, you are dating guys who don’t actually like you. You don’t have to do this.

[annoyed @bilemss]

as soon as he finished that antibiotic round he hit you back up queen

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

He’s zooted out of his fucking mind

[Dal Riata Capital @ReganCoda]

Coked to the tits. Lmao

[John Coogan @johncoogan]

Very few people pricing in a scenario where a rogue AI agent hacks into the FDA and unbans the original Four Loko