Misfit

[klaudia @kaludiasays]

experiencing the fall of a civilization and just having to keep going is so weird. produce isn’t safe to eat right now. can’t go outside bc of a heat wave. favorite shows cancelled bc entertainment is too expensive. an app you like requires your ID. anyway, laundry time.

[Big Nasty ☭ @keepaustinnasty]

People think I’m joking when I say that my retirement plan is “die in the revolution.”

[More Luigis Needed @LisaA311]

Biggest theft of our lives. That was our money and they handed the refund to corporations instead of back to you

[dane 🚩 @buckadeath]

"He was gay and unmarried, leaving behind no offspring to pollute the world."

[dopamine @dopamine273]

honestly props to sex workers imagine your boss saying "client is waiting for you in the room" and you open the door to this

[🔟,0️⃣0️⃣0️⃣ @tenthousund]

if i had a vagina i wld not take care of that thing like at all

[Socialist Revolutionary Internationalist @harmless_user]

Every time libs talk about GDP I have to think about this joke

[Isi Breen @isaiah_bb]

The degree to which some Americans take pride in never, ever doing something for someone else’s benefit, astonishes me every day.

[Hope @TheGhostOfHope]

Someone just had this as their emblem in my lobby brah 😭😭😭

[Leanne 🍅☭ @Leannenist]

Fixed that for you

[Blitz  @PeriBlitzV2]

Minecraft devs freaking out now that they have to work and actually add shit people want to the game

[Deuce @Def_Not_Deuce]

how white niggas look at u when u dont find the umpteenth slur joke hilarious

[Real Post Folder @RealPostFolder]

>look up at the traffic poles
>you live in an open air prison

[Hazard @PunishedNadja]

Amerimutts think war is like Overwatch where K/D decides how good you are or whatever

[Misfit @MisfitVIII]

@Ethanlaa8 @Birdsnatcher123 @sissythatpatch And they’d be right

[pbblesmade @pbblswereate]

@AntifaCostanza https://t.co/6DApjwmwCp
This aged pretty well if you ask me

[Paul Landefeld @plandefeld410]

I don’t think people realize that we already did and it’s the zombie.

Zombies as the undead, decomposing, flesh eating, shambling horde we all know them as is only like 50 years old. The viral, running versions are only like 25 years old