Lance | parody

{the future is @SpeUltionis. watch me follow him to the ends of the Galaxy.} #VoltronRP

[Lance | parody @MisfitinRed]

"I almost died once but that didn't stop me from saving the day. The name's Lance." Cue cheesy smile.

DMs to plot SLs.
Raid mentions for interactions.
Mostly descriptive.
I apologise for slow replies.

[₊˚. ✦ 𝓢𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐏𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐎𝐓𝐄𝐑 ! @HIS0CEANEYES]

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𝒱𝙊𝙇𝙏𝙍𝙊𝙉 ! . + ✵ .
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𝓛𝐀𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝓜𝐜𝓒𝐋𝐀𝐈𝐍 ✦ ✺
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[Lance | parody @MisfitinRed]

i'm not teary, it's the space dust!!

[The Dodo @dodo]

Sometimes the way things work out is magic 💖 @JAdoptions

[speaks @speak_swords]

*10 yrs later* (at dinner in the castle, following 10 min of total silence)

Shiro: hey keith you remember that time when you were like 10 and you threatened to take out someone 3 ft taller than u with literally just a lighter?

Lance: *chokes & spews food across the table*

[Lance | parody @MisfitinRed]

I still feel like your man
Still feel like your man
Still feel like your man

[Lance | parody @MisfitinRed]

I still keep your shampoo in my shower
In case you wanna wash your hair

[🩷𝓗𝓪𝓷𝓪 𝓢.𝓞𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓷🌸 @xchildofoceanx]

“𝙸 𝚌𝚊𝚗'𝚝 𝚖𝚊𝚗 𝚞𝚙...𝙸'𝚖 𝚊 𝚐𝚒𝚛𝚕...”.

---------- 𝙺𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚎 '𝙿𝚒𝚍𝚐𝚎' 𝙷𝚘𝚕𝚝----------

💚𝚅𝚘𝚕𝚝𝚛𝚘𝚗 𝚁𝙿
💚𝙽𝙾 𝙻𝚎𝚠𝚍
💚𝙼𝚞𝚕𝚝𝚒𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚎
💚𝙵𝚕𝚒𝚎𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚐𝚛𝚎𝚎𝚗 𝚕𝚒𝚘𝚗
💚𝚂𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚕𝚎

💚&🔄

[Lance | parody @MisfitinRed]

|| Omfg, there are Tangled accs.

[Lance | parody @MisfitinRed]

Would he like to check their assignments in bed, Lance could get them for him.

[Adam W. @AcePilot_Adam]

He would like nothing more than to stay in bed all day.

[Adam W. @AcePilot_Adam]

“I need to sleep…for a week.”

[Lance | parody @MisfitinRed]

|| When you continue the conversation with @SpeUltionis in your dreams.

[Lance | parody @MisfitinRed]

|| I wonder if Lance is the kind of guy to write letters, a diary or stick sticky notes on Keith's mirror to express his feelings when Keith was away fighting with the Blade of Marmora. I think it would be the leaving sticky notes on the mirror.

[Lance | parody @MisfitinRed]

Pulls @SpeUltionis backwards with a tug of his hair, grabbing a brush to untangle the messy mullet, then continues to tie said hair in a ponytail but the shorter front locks prefer to roam free, and Lance is cool with because Keith looks smoking.

[Lance | parody @MisfitinRed]

Red tiger. Black lion. Green leopard. Yellow cat. Blue's cuddling with Lance.

[Lance | parody @MisfitinRed]

My snuggly grizzly bear @SpeUltionis.

[Lance | parody @MisfitinRed]

I know you're out in Cabo
Hanging with your brother
Wishin' that I was your bottle
So I could be close to your lips again, @SpeUltionis

[Lance | parody @MisfitinRed]

I miss rain and splashing in puddles.

[Lance | parody @MisfitinRed]

I know we're supposed to be brave paladins and Defenders of the Universe or whatever, but, honestly, I just want to go home.

[Lance | parody @MisfitinRed]

The..The blue oceans, the white clouds, green grass.. I.. I can't see any of it.

[Lance | parody @MisfitinRed]

|| I'm still up for writing this

[Coran the spaghetti ™ @CTheGorgeousMan]

[I need some Coran and Lance bonding in my life.

Like when Lance was upset and Coran went to talk to him then mOMENTS LATER LANCE BASICALLY SAVES CORAN'S LIFE

I'M HUN GRY FOR THIS SHIT]

[Coran the spaghetti ™ @CTheGorgeousMan]

"I, Coran Hieronymus Wimbleton Smythe!"

• Voltron RP // any fandom

• #CoranCoran

• Looking for SLs/banter

• Ships [on chem]

• as descriptive as you are (usually)

• Just looking to have some fun