Misguided Penguin

I have too many EVE followers to restart, but I don't play anymore. I mostly just use this to learn stuff that I don't see on Reddit.

[Austin MacNamara @gremloe]

narc ass gator

[wendy ♡ @4ltedits]

watching will neff’s partners get the ick in real time

[Austin MacNamara @gremloe]

Stavvy did more damage to this dude in 2 minutes than gingivitus ever did

[Austin MacNamara @gremloe]

The UK home office banned @hasanthehun and @cenkuygur from entering the country but this frog person can go on a 14 words rant with zero consequences. The UK is competing with the US in a fascism speedrun.

[Misguided Penguin @MisguidedPengu]

@eddydan777 @adhocstudio This doesn't have anything to do with fanart appreciation, so it's giving rude and entitled. That said, I feel like there was an interview months ago where, yes, the plan is to have the choices carry over. As for when? Who knows. I'd rather it be good than rushed. Patience is key

[Misguided Penguin @MisguidedPengu]

@hasanthehun What the hell is a bungulator? Did I touch grass too hard, and can no longer claim "terminally online?"

[HELLDIVERS™ 2 @helldivers2]

We’re excited to announce a collaboration between HELLDIVERS™ 2 and Warhammer 40,000, bringing the next Legendary Warbond to the Galactic War later this year.
More details coming soon.

HELLDIVERS™ 2 is Out Now on PS5®, PC & XBOX

[Misguided Penguin @MisguidedPengu]

@hobbyseidai @gremloe new Transformer dropped!

[marqix ☆ @fwmarqix]

Me: trying to return package at Japanese post office.

Employee: Do you have the form?

Me: ...possibly.

I hand her three unrelated receipts, a train ticket, and what might've been a noodle coupon.

Employee studies documents with incredible professionalism.

Employee: This is from convenience store.

Me: Right.

Employee: And this is train station.

Me: Also correct.

Employee: And this...

long pause.

Employee: ...coupon for karaoke.

Me: I was going through a lot emotionally.

woman trying SO HARD not to laugh.

finally she gives me correct form.

entire thing in Japanese.

Me staring at paper like ancient curse tablet.

Employee: It's okay. I help.

for next ten minutes this woman basically carried me academically through the Japanese postal system.

at the end I bow respectfully and say: Thank you for your patience.

Employee: No problem. You had strong confusion.

Honestly one of the most accurate descriptions of my life.

[iza @izamamaa]

A Black teenage superhero with a gay best friend? Imagine the meltdown from the usual weirdos if Static Shock dropped today for the first time.

[Will Neff @TheWillNeff]

This is my new favorite thing.

[Austin MacNamara @gremloe]

Nythia Raman did a really good job demonstrating how entryism really boils down to the old saying "The lesser evil of today is the greater evil of yesterday"

[ostonox @ostonox]

this feels spiritually mormon

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Oh my fucking god

[vorloe @Vorloe]

"Where do you get your news from?"
Me: PBS

[M1das @M1das_OW2]

RIP to a top 10 tweet ever

[Austin MacNamara @gremloe]

The Volcano Dorito's Locos Taco lasted longer than the confederacy. The only right by blood you have is heart disease.

[The Expanse: Osiris Reborn @TheExpanseRPG]

We’ve prepared a patch for The Expanse: Osiris Reborn Beta. It contains the most requested feature so far, vertical inversion (Y-axis) for both mouse and gamepad. And some other fixes. We hope this improves your experience!
Read more: https://t.co/yOPQhXtYm2

[Misguided Penguin @MisguidedPengu]

@RecopilationNet Milky Way