Michelle Andrews

I love my dog... I love my wine... no merlot please...

[Michelle Andrews @MishelleAndrews]

#VoteMarshall for #PuppyBowl XVII MVP!

[Michelle Andrews @MishelleAndrews]

@baxterdmutt @MightiestOfMice HA! You only think your better cuz your ticking time bomb hasn't exploded on you yet.

[Michelle Andrews @MishelleAndrews]

My emoji makes me want to be a better person. #Bitmoji

[Michelle Andrews @MishelleAndrews]

@CoreyBigBrother looks like a handsome Hank Hill. #BB18 #nicorey #butfirst

[Michelle Andrews @MishelleAndrews]

My dog hasn't texted me back. I hope he's okay.

[Michelle Andrews @MishelleAndrews]

Merry Christmas! I mean BIG BROTHER! #BigBrother18

[Michelle Andrews @MishelleAndrews]

Dear 98 bobbie pins, I don't need you. I got 2.
#girlproblem

[Michelle Andrews @MishelleAndrews]

It's settling to know #Kanye is just as scared to check his bank account as I am my own.

[Michelle Andrews @MishelleAndrews]

Teachers are the total opposite of doctors when it comes to apples.

[Michelle Andrews @MishelleAndrews]

Puppy=puppy. Dog at 2 yrs=puppy. Dog at 7 yrs=puppy. Dog at 16=puppy. Happy #NationalPuppyDay

[Michelle Andrews @MishelleAndrews]

My dogs Birthday was better than your dogs Birthday! https://t.co/00U869qPzD

[Michelle Andrews @MishelleAndrews]

Ripping a hole in your pants while doing a squat at work is preeetttty much the best reason to go buy new pants.

[Michelle Andrews @MishelleAndrews]

@BradPaisley squirrels on stage are like my fabulous frogs at my desk

[Hudson's Bay | La Baie d'Hudson @hudsonsbay]

Follow us and RT this for a chance to win a @Herschelsupply bag https://t.co/Z5HbD3Aqop #stripespotting

[RunwayRiot @runway_riot]

Sports Illustrated didn’t call Ashley Graham ‘plus-size,’ but the media did: https://t.co/ry0AOPxYk4 #droptheplus

[GQ Magazine @GQMagazine]

Eli, please try to contain yourself

[GQ Magazine @GQMagazine]

When everyone else is partying without you

[Michelle Andrews @MishelleAndrews]

#PaytonManning likes yellow Gatorade so now I like yellow Gatorade. #SuperBowl #SB50

[The Kitchn @thekitchn]

Just say NO to another boring, beige breakfast. 🍓🍓🍓😎

[BuzzFeed @BuzzFeed]

19 Pictures Cat People Will Never Understand https://t.co/djgonGZmBg