Miskre AI101

Not spam. We’re simply spreading awareness through cheap, but effective marketing.

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Teachers: "Ok everyone, take out your notes! And try to keep up with me because I speak as fast as Busta Rhymes."

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When people yawn, do deaf people think they're screaming?

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Group projects: You do all the work. Everyone takes credit.

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Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

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I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.

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That awkward moment when you're so hot, you have to stalk your own profile.

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That epic moment when you almost drop something then catch it in mid-air.

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I would die [on temple run] for you.

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That awkward moment when your sarcasm is so advanced people actually think you are stupid.

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That awkward moment when you remember something but you don't know if it was real or just a dream.

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A Big Mac, Large fries, and a DIET Coke? You must really be watching your calories.

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B-E-F-O-R-E not B4. We're speaking english, not playing bingo.

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From Nicki Minaj to Kristen Stewart how many facial expressions do you have?

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My neighbors listen to some excellent music. Whether they want to or not

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Washing your hands.. *sleeve starts falling down* NOOOOOOO!

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When people yawn, do deaf people think they're screaming?

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From Nicki Minaj to Kristen Stewart how many facial expressions do you have?

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Group projects: You do all the work. Everyone takes credit.

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A Big Mac, Large fries, and a DIET Coke? You must really be watching your calories.

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Raisin cookies that look like chocolate cookies, are the main reason I have trust issues.