Jon Pertwee Updates

What would you do if Drake showed up at your crib and told you he had nowhere else to go and needed a place to stay for the night?

[Jon Pertwee Updates @MisledChip2901]

Me scrolling back through all my old tweets

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I hope this ends like uncut gems but like for real

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

The new ‘ALI G’ movie will release on October 23 in theaters.

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#NowWatching

[Pierre L’Fauex @LFauexProd]

This is an honest plea. If you are the man whose shockingly large penis my son saw at the urinal at AMC Burbank 16, please reach out to me, he has been inconsolable and need to know that you are okay

[Jon Pertwee Updates @MisledChip2901]

my penis just twitched

[gust @Gustmr05]

Além das orelhas, a capa parece maior
Estourando o brilho da imagem dá pra ver q a capa cobre o ombro do Batman

[Jon Pertwee Updates @MisledChip2901]

We are about to start seeing genuine serious hit pieces for a guy named "Count Binface"

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Your real name is Kenny Beats, that's what's on your birth certificate. Stop falling for this Yakubian brainwashing "kenneth"

[kenneth blume @kennybeats]

Ya’ll can still call me Kenny it’s just for the credits

[Chris Pratt @prattprattpratt]

Praying for Charlie Kirk right now, for his wife and young children, for our country. We need God’s grace. God help us.

[Jon Pertwee Updates @MisledChip2901]

White people when you kick their dog

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@TomShephard9 Yeah

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Soft launching being suicidal

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And how much did he receive from tax?

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 BREAKING: King Charles says he paid £12.9m in tax last year, putting him in the top 100 of UK taxpayers

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John Wick if he was Rachel Dolezal: Yeah... I'm thinking I'm black

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Tell the trees to buy an AC and stop complaining

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 NEW: A wildfire has broken out in Glossop, Derbyshire amid the extreme UK heatwave

[Jon Pertwee Updates @MisledChip2901]

@TomShephard9 @echoalt6 G is a letter (from alphabet)

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This lowk a banger it just need better recording quality

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@demoirastheorem Andrew Burnham Gillespie

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@theneedledrop Please stop

[Jon Pertwee Updates @MisledChip2901]

Dude, I just noticed that your life experiences and worldview don't 100% match mine... Are you fucking serious? What the fuck?

[Jon Pertwee Updates @MisledChip2901]

Already started blaming Andy Burnham for every problem in my life #AheadoftheCurve

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@demoirastheorem Kids deserve the right to be cringe ✊

[Jon Pertwee Updates @MisledChip2901]

Not joking, I don't know who I'd be if I didn't have unrestricted internet access from the age of 11. So much of my personality and interests has been influenced by things I experienced online: my humour, worldview, taste in music and games. I'd be a different person entirely.