Matty Ice

be good. do good. god bless. go Bills. 🦬

[Classical Studies Memes @CSMFHT]

The Greeks leaving behind a giant wooden horse on the beach at Troy:

[sweatpants cher🔸 @House_Feminist]

when the restaurant staff sings happy birthday at me

[Green Lantern DCU Updates @LanternUpdates]

“Where did he come from?”

“45 degrees North Ea-”

“JUST FUCKING POINT!”

[Mj @f5ved]

He was so offended

[narklos.bsky.social @narklos]

Geoff Keighley leaving Gamescom with 138 stolen laptops shoved up his ass:

[𝓾𝔂𝓮𝓷𝓪 𝓸𝓮 @MINISIBISII]

“Autobots, roll out!”

[Strawhat Goofy @papa_bear1019]

Me after the cashier sees me push “no tip” for my pickup order

[JT @jiratickets]

on a call with the new team. nobody said "we'll give folks a few minutes to trickle in" and the guy presenting didn’t even ask "can everyone see my screen?"

[Owen @Owennfa]

I hate private equity.

Like, genuinely HATE it.

Not investing. Not business. I hate the specific model where a firm borrows money to buy a company, puts that debt on the company's books, pays itself fees out of the profits, and walks away rich whether it survives or not.

Toys R Us was profitable when they bought it. $5 billion in debt later, 33,000 people were out of work with zero severance.

The firms didn't lose. They never do. The debt isn't theirs.

Nobody's saying capitalism is the problem.

I'm saying there's a version of it where you can bankrupt a company on purpose, and it's legal, and it works every time.

[Hane jurídico de Hienas @iminskz]

O Hal vendo que o alienígena não sabia nada sobre cultura pop

[bee🔮 @loveIybouquet]

“how long have you been 35?”

“a while”

[Kimhood @Kimhoodhr]

"I'll just watch one more episode"

Me at 3:13am

[XENI @viperelitex]

Me when i get to work and there's work

[Lisan al Gaib @youngWILT_]

I increased the font size on my phone today

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Corporate jobs are 95% saying “sounds good” to things that sound awful

[🍊 clementine (rotten) @whimsy_pea]

Gwayne still aliveeeee

[autist @litteralyme0]

When you're facing $600k starter homes, $2500 rent, and $100k in student debt... and a boomer says the problem is your coffee

[Hassan Mafi ‏ @thatdayin1992]

Americans realizing thier gov has been illegally taxing them for over a year and billionaires are getting the refund instead of the customers

[. @Carlosgramosc]

El trabajo termina a las 5:00 pm

Yo a las 4:55 pm: