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"There aren't many things that are universally cool, and it's cool not to litter. I'd never do it."
- #YokoOno

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"My future is righteousness."
- #JackMa

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"As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied."
- #SteveBrown

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"I understand it's my role to realize people's dreams."
- #DonaldTrump

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"Nobody who is a Penn & Teller fan thinks of us first and foremost as magicians, but as a comedy team."
- #StevieWonder

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"There was a time when a fool and his money were soon parted, but now it happens to everybody."
- #Grimes

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"I prefer to think that God is not dead, just drunk."
- #JoshBowman

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"I can't even find someone for a platonic relationship, much less the kind where someone wants to see me naked."
- #EvanPeters

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"The most successful war seldom pays for its losses."
- #TinieTempah

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"There's only so much you can do with a male voice in dance music."
- #Bjork

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"Education is a weapon whose effects depend on who holds it in his hands and at whom it is aimed."
- #DonaldTrump

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"When all else is lost, the future still remains."
- #CatDeeley

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"The lunatic, the lover, and the poet, are of imagination all compact."
- #JayLeno

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"A wild and crazy weekend involves sitting on the front porch, smoking a cigar, reading a book."
- #BillMaher

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"Natural Born Killers' is really a misunderstood romantic comedy."
- #EdnaFerber

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"A man's pride can be his downfall, and he needs to learn when to turn to others for support and guidance."
- #DonaldTrump

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"You can't just talk politics all the time - it's boring."
- #JohnLydon

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"Freedom is fragile and must be protected. To sacrifice it, even as a temporary measure, is to betray it."
- #AllanBloom

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"The Bible is a revelation of the mind and will of God to men. Therein we may learn, what God is."
- #Quintilian

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"Give thy thoughts no tongue."
- #EckhartTolle

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