Misread Missus

American transplant in NWUK. Not afraid to shamelessly accept praise, sweeties, money, mix tapes, and hugs from puppies and kittens. Super duper gay-friendly.🌈

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@RoyalMail Have confirmation from sender and Royal Mail website that my packages are ready for collection but received no red card. How can I pick it up if I don’t know where it’s being held?

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Hi, @arirang_ASC! Can we please have @RAIN_Ciipher try this snack challenge?
1 each of: Jelly candy (ie. Lotte Cow Milk), Choco Pie, Pepero stick
Each boy must then:
a) Eat one item.
b) Balance an item on a pole.
c) Throw an item in a bucket from behind a line.
#CIIPHER_ASC_Fan

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@TheLastLeg Sung to Tina Turner’s “The Best” with new lyrics “It’s simply a test, quicker than all the rest...” #TestingSlogans

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@sewmarkfrancis I’m on the hunt for that fab fabric you used for this shirt. It’s delish!!! Help, plz? 🙏

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@TheLastLeg How about “Touch-A, Touch-A, Touch Me” from Rocky Horror Picture Show? Surely, a #coronasongs classic!

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@RoyalMailHelp Help! An item I purchased via eBay is showing as delivered but nothing came, no card, neighbours haven't seen it. Tracking number is MN289127005GB. I've alerted the sender but as they're in Shanghai, they're asking me to chase. 🙄

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@Ruth6907 @shareshopsuk @CATHsupport Awesome! Thanks for the info, Ruth. 👍

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@Ruth6907 Hi Ruth! I'm doing a New Years clean out and have a load of men's socks, new and used (all clean, of course). Are you still collecting for the homeless shelter? Let me know. 😉

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@SimplyBeUK I keep receiving a 'Welcome to SimplyBe' email every day for the past 4-5 days even though I've not signed up! Keep unsubscribing but it pops back up the next morning. Getting REALLY frustrated now.

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@Meltdownchester You're welcome. Sorry the spark just wasn't there. 😂 I had to.

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@Meltdownchester He's on his way now.

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@Meltdownchester K, hubby digging cables out now. Give us a few.

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@Meltdownchester Are you at the shop? We live right down the street from you plus my hubby ❤️❤️❤️'a beer.

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My dream!!!
https://t.co/tXwplveetk

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To He-Man: NEVER, EVER THREATEN SNAKE MOUNTAIN AGAIN OR YOU WILL SUFFER CONSEQUENCES THE LIKES OF WHICH FEW THROUGHOUT HISTORY HAVE EVER SUFFERED BEFORE. WE ARE NO LONGER AN EVIL STRONGHOLD THAT WILL STAND FOR YOUR DEMENTED WORDS OF FUCKING TWADDLE & UTTER BULLSHIT. BE CAUTIOUS!

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@EONhelp Hi, I've moved house and I'm trying to close my account out. Seems I can sort the moving bit online but not the closing my account bit.

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@ChesterPride Is the VIP area happening again this year? Would like to buy tix. Thanks!

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@Meltdownchester My body is ready.

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@diebooth Yaaaaaaaasssss....