Miss_Akoto

[Miss_Akoto @MissAkoto]

@AjeboDanny Telling me what to do???

[Ican Kudivo-Sessy @IcanKudivo]

I have never had a burger before.

I'm sorry but I can't pay 150gh for butter bread and meat sandwich.

[Fafalita🎈 @Dzebjn]

Please I want to feel threatened. Choke me with banku and okro stew please😪

[Damdam🫶🏼 @dam_____dam]

A moving babe will jam her MSc and PhD degrees someday ✨

[Simon Thazhigilla Simon🇳🇬 @Thazhigilla_]

Our salt and sugar bowls are identical. I aggressively emptied generous amounts of what I thought was salt into the pot and mixed everything.

Two minutes later, I noticed the actual salt bowl sitting on the fridge. I had just seasoned our only survival meal with pure Dangote sugar.

My chest immediately tightened. Four sleep-deprived, angry medical students were in the parlor holding spoons like weapons. If I confessed, they would literally harvest my organs right there.

I accepted my fate and served the food, dropped the pot in the center of the room, and stood near the door so I could run.

They attacked the food like wolves. I closed my eyes as I waited for the screams. I was waiting for someone to spit out the sweet Jollof and Beans and throw a heavy chair at me.

Five minutes passed and there was dead silence.

Chuka scraped his plate, looked up with red eyes and said, "Omo. You are a wicked chef. The seasoning is too perfect."

I was paralyzed. I walked back to the kitchen, dipped my finger into the 'sugar' bowl I used, and tasted it.

It was salt.

I opened the second bowl. Also salt.

I went back to the parlor sweating and asked Chuka why we had two identical bowls of salt in the kitchen.

He did not even look up from his plate. He just swallowed and said, "Those ants were always entering the sugar. So I filled both bowls with salt to confuse them."

[Miss_Akoto @MissAkoto]

@max_benlien Them serve me hot breakfast for exam period, omo I wan craze

[Miss_Akoto @MissAkoto]

@_adjoatee @AbenaAnders Mama Tee we beg it’s okay. Don’t give her the attention she needs.

[Chisom Ogamba, PhD @CP_Ogamba]

Especially women. We can wake up one day & all our rights will be taken away on a whim but never for men. The Afghan women went to bed one night & woke up the next day as slaves in their own homes & it haunts me everyday.

[Miss_Akoto @MissAkoto]

@chinenyeway Please let us know when she drops the kid off in Nigeria.

[Katie💞 @Uniquekatie02]

Please take your Apple Watch off if you are wearing a dress or formal attire. You look like a spy kid

[Àshàké(not Ololade)❤️ @Molayoo_]

No amount of love will make me marry a man whose mother hates me.

[Miss_Akoto @MissAkoto]

@ceraliza Girlll, she even got an alternative, seems like a nice guy. Me on the other hand got nothing

[Miss_Akoto @MissAkoto]

@finallyjoshua @chefabbys @Kojo_Badu1 Bra Joe Maa se ɔbɛnom malt😔

[EgoKuwait 🇰🇼 @Egokuwait]

Twitter for fictional stories

If dem never kpai one of una, the others no go rest.

[DStv Ghana @DStv_Ghana]

Opana, we dey count your remaining matches oo.
34-1 =33 😭

Abi u say if we talk one, u go talk two. 😝

#FIFAWorldCup2026
#EverythingCanWait🫸🏽

[Dr. Ose Etiobhio @osemagnum]

*rushes a first timer into the labour ward

Her: *screaming... "I can feel the head of the baby almost out"

Me: "Get the delivery pack"... "we are having a baby"

*does a vaginal examination... cervix= 1cm, head very high

Her: "Can I push?...

Me: "No, pls, you are just 1cm... you have some time, can I give you pain relief?"... "Can I call your husband in?"

Her: "which foolish husband?, he's the cause of all this pain... you and him, I don't even know the difference..."

Me: 👀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[Aliyahhhh @Aliyahbolanle]

until it happens to you, you will think you are very careful, very responsible, very smart, very religious, very mature, very private, very etc.

[Rene🧚🫧 @sheisafairyyy]

There's something so annoying about the word dear

[Zabby ♡ @Africanzabby]

wait until you find out there’s no reward for being a good woman

[👑K I N G👑 @kingsuleiman27]

Even you wey your mama be like who wan born triplet and she no get belle, Dey under Temi Otedola comment section Dey shame and insult women

Lmaoooo