Mrs. Brightside

deliberate & afraid of nothing

[j.d. durkin @jd_durkin]

the first winner of a million dollars was the best winner of a million dollars — all-time favorite ‘Millionaire’ clip

[Mrs. Brightside @MissAlainaKo]

When my dog barks too much at people on the sidewalk I like to dramatically yell “alright that’s it young lady, you’ve lost your TV privileges!” and then I close the blinds and have a little laugh

[ً @TweetXan_]

This is how you stand behind your girl in the shop while she gets you a full refund even though you lost your receipt

[madiiiii ⋆.˚⟡ ࣪ ˖ @madsdanae]

WE LOVE THIS FUCKING CITY! Detroit is the birthplace of techno and techno is BLACK 🖤 #BlackLivesMatter

[Mrs. Brightside @MissAlainaKo]

Me in the plant and garden store on the phone w my mom so she can tell me what shit goes where

[liv @oliviac____]

why’s this the funniest thing I’ve seen

[Mrs. Brightside @MissAlainaKo]

love love love !!!!!!!

[Reductress @Reductress]

Put Absolutely Nothing on Your Wall to Convince Intruders a Man Lives with You: https://t.co/AJNh6MZH2g

[Mrs. Brightside @MissAlainaKo]

@jbologna6 👀

[Mrs. Brightside @MissAlainaKo]

Aaaaaaand that’s enough internet for tonight

[Mrs. Brightside @MissAlainaKo]

Who is the most annoying person? Me to my mom when she’s not acknowledging the funny things I send her (see attached) I hate myself

[Mrs. Brightside @MissAlainaKo]

🥺🥺🥺

[s a n d r a @fadedspiral]

Dave Grohl described the shared experience of live music so beautifully, it hurts. 🥺

[Mrs. Brightside @MissAlainaKo]

Binging Dead to Me season 2 has me seeing A LOT of myself in Christina Applegates character but like literally only the undesirable traits

[Mrs. Brightside @MissAlainaKo]

I’m not the person I thought I was when I started all this laundry

[Mrs. Brightside @MissAlainaKo]

I LOVE THEM

[Mrs. Brightside @MissAlainaKo]

@groovysnail14 @KevinVargas4 @brynnelise

[Mrs. Brightside @MissAlainaKo]

@jbologna6 Joanie your nails! Referred to as resilience from here on out

[Mrs. Brightside @MissAlainaKo]

Today: 😴🥱😶🤔☀️🤗🙂🍊🍳📱💻😔😟😕🏃🏼‍♀️😤🥳😌🚿😌🙂🤨😔😟🍸🍸📺🍗🥬😟😣😡😳😢🤬😭😢😶

[oatmeal influencer @acechhh]

laughing alone to no one in my home after firing off another unhinged tweet

[Mrs. Brightside @MissAlainaKo]

@jbologna6 The end of an era!!!