Alexandra 🧜🏽‍♀️

making a supersonic man out of you

[Alexandra 🧜🏽‍♀️ @MissAlexandra_x]

Not our starboy getting his hatrick for the lions I can’t 😭😭 #england

[Alexandra 🧜🏽‍♀️ @MissAlexandra_x]

@trentbartonland Hi, in which direction are these stops missed? A queue of 20+ waiting at burton street for 30 mins, the live departure board shows both?

[Alexandra 🧜🏽‍♀️ @MissAlexandra_x]

Hectic and busy work day - traffic on the way home - finally reach respite at the nail shop - mum comes in with all her kids - mayhem. The nail man’s picking mini cheddars up off the floor and Bluey’s blasting 😭

[Alexandra 🧜🏽‍♀️ @MissAlexandra_x]

one of our own 🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶

[adidas Football @adidasfootball]

at the double 🫡

@Arsenal @_DeclanRice @adidasUK

[Alexandra 🧜🏽‍♀️ @MissAlexandra_x]

Even Mikel couldn’t believe that 5th goal #ARSvsCFC

[Alexandra 🧜🏽‍♀️ @MissAlexandra_x]

Word of warning on this rosorange from aldi everyone’s gone mad for…… it’s shit 🙄

[Alexandra 🧜🏽‍♀️ @MissAlexandra_x]

I swear to god OJ better have left a hand written confession to killing Nicole and Ron

[Alexandra 🧜🏽‍♀️ @MissAlexandra_x]

sorry the voice actors for Ferb and Vanessa in Phineas & Ferb are the kids in love actually. The American gal who sings and the kid that plays drums. Im obsessed

[Alexandra 🧜🏽‍♀️ @MissAlexandra_x]

Sundays are our days ⚽️⚽️⚽️ #COYG

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

STOP ASKING ME TO SEND YOU MY AVAILABLE DATES FOR A MEETING. THAT'S THE WHOLE POINT OF OUTLOOK CALENDARS.

[Alexandra 🧜🏽‍♀️ @MissAlexandra_x]

Tell you what I miss, Graduation/Late Registration Kanye. We’ll never get that back

[Alexandra 🧜🏽‍♀️ @MissAlexandra_x]

Highlight of Christmas so far is Klopp getting taken out 😂 #LiverpoolVSArsenal

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

Pubs are not creches. Stop bringing your toddlers. Amazing as it may seem to parents, I don't want to sit through a cacophony of noise and watch shitty nappies being changed while I'm having a pint.

[Alexandra 🧜🏽‍♀️ @MissAlexandra_x]

I’m so tired I’ve just listened to the same song on Spotify 4 times 🙃

[Alexandra 🧜🏽‍♀️ @MissAlexandra_x]

Spotify, please don’t suggest I go and see Cascada then tell me the shows in Norway

[Alexandra 🧜🏽‍♀️ @MissAlexandra_x]

Can I put my out of office on yet

[Alexandra 🧜🏽‍♀️ @MissAlexandra_x]

Mans eating a COLD chicken jalfrezi while sat next to a STRANGER. The commuters are all confused. The smell is burning.

[Alexandra 🧜🏽‍♀️ @MissAlexandra_x]

Someone’s eating an un-microwaved microwave curry on the train please make it make sense. The smell 💀

[Alexandra 🧜🏽‍♀️ @MissAlexandra_x]

How have we ended up here

[Alexandra 🧜🏽‍♀️ @MissAlexandra_x]

Surviving, but not thriving