Erzulie Dantor

Public Health Warrior/Former Diplomat/Journalist. Caribbean Massive. 🇭🇹🇩🇴 Silver-tongued. Usually abroad. Alum: #Howard #NewmarkJSchool #GWU 🌈she/her.

[Erzulie Dantor @MissAlexisK]

Kind reminder.
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Glam #BigFine

[Erzulie Dantor @MissAlexisK]

@BlackAndNative1 As a 🇭🇹 and 🇩🇴 woman, girl please.
The world is on fire. Stop.

[Erzulie Dantor @MissAlexisK]

@DoorDash_Help

[Erzulie Dantor @MissAlexisK]

Why did I order food from a restaurant on @DoorDash and the restaurant canceled my order. Now it says “temporarily closed” and DoorDash said this. And every time I click “request review”, the app freezer and closes. Then someone who doesn’t speak English keeps calling me. 😐

[Erzulie Dantor @MissAlexisK]

Why did I order food from a restaurant on @DoorDash and the restaurant canceled my order. Now it says “temporarily closed” and DoorDash said this. And every time I click “request review”, the app freezer and closes. Then someone who doesn’t speak English keeps calling me. 😐

[Erzulie Dantor @MissAlexisK]

Even Janelle agrees…I’m so phenomenal. #WorldPride2025

[Erzulie Dantor @MissAlexisK]

Just let me enjoy pride and my birthday month and pretend life is not a dumpster fire. Thanks.

But I’m good, how are you?

[Erzulie Dantor @MissAlexisK]

Do not ask me “how are you?”

I was laid off from private sector.
Got a new job back at USAID- USAID gets abolished.
Got a new job at an NGO- lost our fed funding.
Got a new job with DC government- currently in mayor/funding purgatory.
Chile, I’ve been unemployed for 372 days.

[Erzulie Dantor @MissAlexisK]

I am Emily.
But I also don’t have to be Emily because my fucking friends would never. Keep your sad ass boyfriend home and tell him to reach out to his friends- like we did.

[South Dallas Foodie @SouthDallasFood]

I. Am. Invested.

[Erzulie Dantor @MissAlexisK]

🙃

[𝓝𝓲𝓴𝓴𝓲 𝓑𝓪𝓻𝓷𝓮𝓼 @NikkiBarnes]

Black people are still on break…

[Erzulie Dantor @MissAlexisK]

This is my favorite time of whiteness.

[Graham Platner Fans Call Others Nazis @Stephdurann]

@notcapnamerica Also a bop:

[Erzulie Dantor @MissAlexisK]

I can’t believe in the matter of three weeks, I finally got a new job, lost said job and now am having an existential career crisis because whole agency and fields of study have been weirdly discredited by uninformed idiots and the billionaires they think will save them.

[Erzulie Dantor @MissAlexisK]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Dionne Warwick @dionnewarwick]

This is exactly why I blocked y’all the first time.

[Erzulie Dantor @MissAlexisK]

😂😂😂😂

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

OH THEY WON LMFAOOO😭😭😭

[Erzulie Dantor @MissAlexisK]

I hate this time of year because I ordered before Thanksgiving and yall over here lying to me @FashionNova

I needed this for Friday and yall told me last week it would be here in Saturday. 😒

[Erzulie Dantor @MissAlexisK]

😮‍💨

[Erzulie Dantor @MissAlexisK]

Oh, it’s up.

[sandra 🇭🇹🌱 @sndra_l]

Internet do your thing .. I’m tired.

[Erzulie Dantor @MissAlexisK]

😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨 lemme go log into Paramount +

[Jean Elie 🇭🇹 @jeanelie]

This scene is bananas!!🔥🔥🔥

[Erzulie Dantor @MissAlexisK]

There are about to be 476 thousand tennis skirts on the yard this weekend.

[Erzulie Dantor @MissAlexisK]

@hellowo63335565 Hi. Please say white people instead of Westerners, thanks.

[Erzulie Dantor @MissAlexisK]

This was so good for my MadTV heart 😂😂😂