Nunchuck Daddy 🖤

Welcome to my shitshow. I’m the essence of Athena mixed with a demon’s trickery. 🏳️‍🌈

[Nunchuck Daddy 🖤 @MissAlexisP]

What if humans lost their skin every fall and we walked around as skeletons until our skin grew back, and trees were pissed bc they had to rake our skin off their lawns

[Nunchuck Daddy 🖤 @MissAlexisP]

@4_wheel_driver All the time? Yea like 3 vids = all the time. And cute? I don’t get cute, I get drop dead gorgeous. Do yourself a favor you lying, cheating piece of shit… go fuck yourself since no one else will. I’d say call me next weekend so I can rip you another one but you’re a pussy so 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Nunchuck Daddy 🖤 @MissAlexisP]

6 months later and I’m still catching you in lies.

[Nunchuck Daddy 🖤 @MissAlexisP]

I discovered something about myself this weekend; the quickest way to make me leave a date is telling me my taste in music makes me unintelligent. Man, take a toaster bath.

[Nunchuck Daddy 🖤 @MissAlexisP]

I shaved my Hootie and the Blowfish yesterday, if this guy ghosts me I’ll be LIVID.

[Nunchuck Daddy 🖤 @MissAlexisP]

I mean this from the bottom of my heart…

Fuck you. 🖤

[Nunchuck Daddy 🖤 @MissAlexisP]

@R8erBob 🤍

[Nunchuck Daddy 🖤 @MissAlexisP]

I can’t believe I’m crying over an unemployed mamas boy. I’ll never learn.

[Nunchuck Daddy 🖤 @MissAlexisP]

@R8erBob Thank you, sweetheart. I’m trying my best. 💋

[Nunchuck Daddy 🖤 @MissAlexisP]

@xTiffVicious We’re too good for the garbage that’s out there. 🖤

[Nunchuck Daddy 🖤 @MissAlexisP]

@MattyK84 text me tomorrow if you want the tea.

[Nunchuck Daddy 🖤 @MissAlexisP]

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[Nunchuck Daddy 🖤 @MissAlexisP]

Summer fucking SUCKS, it’s too hot. Unless I’m in a pool with a fat blunt in one hand and a High Noon in the other I don’t want it.

[Nunchuck Daddy 🖤 @MissAlexisP]

Oh and in case you were wondering I’m hotter than you remember and my tits are better than ever before.

[Nunchuck Daddy 🖤 @MissAlexisP]

What’s up, fuckers?

[Irishrygirl @irishrygirl]

I can buy 10,000 rounds of ammo and there is no background check, but if I buy 1 box of Sudafed my info goes into a national database.

[Nunchuck Daddy 🖤 @MissAlexisP]

@TonyGonzales4TX this you? You fucking piece of shit.

[Ken Rudin @kenrudin]

Meet the Congressman representing Uvalde, Texas:

[Nunchuck Daddy 🖤 @MissAlexisP]

@DrPhilDirt

[Nunchuck Daddy 🖤 @MissAlexisP]

@DrPhilDirt Mine just kicked in but I’m watching the Celtics.

[Nunchuck Daddy 🖤 @MissAlexisP]

@DrPhilDirt I made my own baby formula from my boobs.