Amy Kay

I like books and poetry and food and Pittsburgh and maybe l’ll like you too.

[Amy Kay @MissAmyKay]

♫ My therapist don’t like you, and she likes everyone... ♫

[Amy Kay @MissAmyKay]

Can we get a new feature on Spotify where when we ask it to play Fast Car by Tracy Chapman, it immediately calls a therapist instead?

[Amy Kay @MissAmyKay]

2019 I’m not putting energy into books I don’t like or people I don’t like 💁‍♀️

[Amy Kay @MissAmyKay]

@Ally_Bove_ Netflix... using humor to mask my insecurities...

[Amy Kay @MissAmyKay]

New Doctor: Any diagnoses?
Me: Generalized Anxiety Disorder, Panic Disorder
New Doctor: Current treatment?
Me: Texas Toast Five Cheese Garlic Bread

[Amy Kay @MissAmyKay]

Bartender: I need to see some ID, please.
Me: I don’t have my ID. Can I sing all the lyrics to Inside Out by Eve 6 instead?

[Amy Kay @MissAmyKay]

@annaDeF Weird, right? Lol

[Amy Kay @MissAmyKay]

Did anyone else get birthday spankings from their elementary school teachers or were my teachers just extra weird? #happybirthday

[Amy Kay @MissAmyKay]

@10cities10years That's an evidenced based practice.

[Amy Kay @MissAmyKay]

@Oreo a spicy hot chocolate oreo made with fudge cream laced with cinnamon and chile powder #MyOreoCreation #contest

[Amy Kay @MissAmyKay]

@_BigBen7 @penguins Ash, you look gorgeous!

[Carter Wilkerson @carterjwm]

HELP ME PLEASE. A MAN NEEDS HIS NUGGS

[Amy Kay @MissAmyKay]

.@SenToomey #IWillNotForget #DumpDeVos

[Amy Kay @MissAmyKay]

@SenToomey Betsy DeVos is not the right person for the job. She's a lobbyist, not an educator.

[Amy Kay @MissAmyKay]

Betsy DeVos has no I.D.E.A about public education. Please vote no to her confirmation @SenToomey

[Amy Kay @MissAmyKay]

@themanknownas if you want to unload your tickets you can unload them all over me

[Amy Kay @MissAmyKay]

@Rockprincess818 do you have a ticket?! I'll take it if you're boycotting.

[Jose Antonio Vargas @joseiswriting]

To all over-qualified, hard-working women who've had to compete w/ mediocre yet patronizing men: We see you, we respect you #debatenight

[Amy Kay @MissAmyKay]

#debate America:

[Amy Kay @MissAmyKay]

This debate is making me feel filthy so I'm drinking liquor in an attempt to cleanse my insides. #debate