Professional Beard

Creative Visionary | Starseed | 9 Tails Jinchūriki | Master of the Drunken Fist

[Professional Beard @MissAndrist94]

Paying to gawk at a polar bear while we are actively destroying their natural habitat is some sinister shit

[Professional Beard @MissAndrist94]

I love that she didn’t lol fuck them pretentious ass people

[Louis Pisano @LouisPisano]

Zendaya girl…. you gotta get up when the First Lady of France is trying to say hello to you 😭😭😭😭😭

[Professional Beard @MissAndrist94]

She told her “so move it” and not once did that high yella bitch get a clue she was not safe 😭😭

[Professional Beard @MissAndrist94]

American Korean food is better. They don’t do all that here lol

[rhea🍋 @nimbuthakurbkl]

korean food is overhyped. its just sweet and subpar level of spice.
indian/chinese/indo-chinese food is the real buzz.

[Erica James @KayJamesBA]

“Your presence here is the rebuttal”

A BAR

[Professional Beard @MissAndrist94]

People from the Midwest got a lil look to em

[Professional Beard @MissAndrist94]

Baby have yall had papaya?! 🤢🤢

[kami @hanniibunz]

whole tl talking about the worst fruit when it’s obvious it’s blueberries

[✭ val ✭ @westsidemanii]

nothing was worse than the year we had to pretend nipsey hussle was important to hip hop… I was so happy when that phase was over

[Professional Beard @MissAndrist94]

Like a newborn? 😭😭

[amaya @grosherie]

tried that ground beef and sweet potato bullshit y'all been talking about and shat straight up my back

[Professional Beard @MissAndrist94]

Girl what the fuck?!

[Kronik Haber @kroniknews]

Arkadaşlarını eve davet eden adamın başına gelenler.

Sizin çocuğunuza biri böyle davransa tepkiniz ne olurdu?

[Professional Beard @MissAndrist94]

This is why men don’t deserve to live

[R A W S A L E R T S @rawsalerts]

🚨#BREAKING: “Cornell 7” frat member tells campus police he was too intoxicated to consent to sex with his accuser, suggesting he was the one assaulted.

[Professional Beard @MissAndrist94]

I bet their selfish asses do

[Remarks @remarks]

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 US boomers overwhelmingly support higher taxes on younger workers to maintain current Social Security benefits, poll shows.

[Professional Beard @MissAndrist94]

Bitch?!

[R A W S A L E R T S @rawsalerts]

🚨 #BREAKING: Infectious “plague” escapes Siberian lab, kills researcher, Russians begin quarantine.

[❤︎ @tieenaeee]

#stophavingtheseniggasbaby

[Professional Beard @MissAndrist94]

Please go to hell 😂😂

[Cerisia @Cerisiae]

Non-binary people realising their giggles are HEHE and not THEYTHEY

[Professional Beard @MissAndrist94]

Bey got her doll head back. Tickets bout to start at $1000 smh.

[okay @ihaverhisen]

i think misandry can be a beautiful thing

[Professional Beard @MissAndrist94]

She look like Stacy dash 😭😭

[MLFootball @MLFootball]

🚨TRENDING: #Browns QB Deshaun Watson’s wife Jilly Anais is going viral again for her insanely expensive game-day outfit.

Anais rocked a crocodile Hermès bag, Chanel jeans, Hermès Kelly belt, Patek watch, Louboutin red bottoms and custom Watson jewelry.

[Peter Darker @IAmPeterDarker]

Never forget what white folks did to his body. He was beheaded, dissected, and skinned. They cut off body parts to keep and made a purse of his skin. His skull was passed down thru generations for 180yrs before it was returned to his descendants.

Never let them call us animals.

[Professional Beard @MissAndrist94]

Fuck you

[USA TODAY @USATODAY]

Opinion: Young women must take responsibility for their actions. Regretting one’s bad decisions is a far cry from rape. https://t.co/hBfhdsxtKn