Anna Joy

Keyboard Warrior/Amateur Dermatologist/Gloria Trevi enthusiast

[Hunter Schwarz @hunterschwarz]

Happy 10th anniversary to this photo of a woman posing in front of cheese at a grocery store

[Anna Joy @MissAnnaJoy]

what is that smell in every Health foods store ever?? Idk how to describe other than "health foods store" -- i know u know what I mean

[Anna Joy @MissAnnaJoy]

Ass implants seem very non-functional but I may be Into some KimK branded ones if that were a thing

[Anna Joy @MissAnnaJoy]

Every tweaker's house I ever went to had that Pantera flag with a weed leaf hanging up in the living room

[Anna Joy @MissAnnaJoy]

Idc who u are or what type of yuppie coffee snob shit ur into if you don't f with the holiday panini from #starbucks u can gtfo of my life

[Anna Joy @MissAnnaJoy]

I really like kelp noodles

[Anna Joy @MissAnnaJoy]

Guess I'm just gonna have to keep inviting shitty ppl into my life until it turns me into a pile of dust and cat hair or something

[Anna Joy @MissAnnaJoy]

Dear neighbors: if you're not going to ask me to join in, then at least turn the fuck down so I can get some goddamned sleep ok thanks

[Anna Joy @MissAnnaJoy]

Also - related - ways to out my NorCal roots - continue to refer to Vons as "Safeway" and refuse to be corrected

[Anna Joy @MissAnnaJoy]

Still surprised sometimes at lack of overt racism in LA - no one to get in hothead grocery store parking lot shouting matches with anymore

[Anna Joy @MissAnnaJoy]

@__nicole_ AHM JUS BEIN HONEST

[Anna Joy @MissAnnaJoy]

I've had dreams about Huey Lewis twice in the past week and I don't know what it all means

[Anna Joy @MissAnnaJoy]

Not gonna bother watching House Of Cards this season because what's even the fucking point now

[Anna Joy @MissAnnaJoy]

Disappointed in the current state of the country but ultimately glad I bought all that stock in white bedsheets

[Anna Joy @MissAnnaJoy]

The movie Pootie Tang ruined Zapp & Roger for me

[Anna Joy @MissAnnaJoy]

Hi I just want to have a cigarette I don't want to interrupt your drug deal please stop staring at me

[Anna Joy @MissAnnaJoy]

DON'T TELL ME HOW TO RAISE MY CATS, MOM

[Anna Joy @MissAnnaJoy]

Some guy on tinder had Drake photoshopped into like 6 pics and I couldn't tell if he was really funny or just mentally ill

[Anna Joy @MissAnnaJoy]

Currently buying stock in fat white guys with beards and baseball caps

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

What I've learned so far tonight: America is WAAAAAAAAY more sexist than it is racist. And it's pretty fucking racist. #ElectionNight