Ashley Cooper

If there was an award for amazing people, I would win every single time.

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The Capitol knows who I am. Identify yourself immediately: http://t.co/4lKAy0M #whatsmydistrict

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Oh humidity, you feel so nice, but make me so sweaty.

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Why is greasy mexican food the best? ... Sweat?

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Oh pizza hut, why do you make it so easy to eat your delicious-ness!

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"You're being mean to me" - My 40 year old coworker. Aren't YOU supposed to be the grown up?

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Oh lady time, your poops are the worst...

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So, haven't been on in forever. Time to tweet again!!!!

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Just voted for A Very Potter Sequel for Best Web Video http://mash.to/2ImZn #MashableAwards

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Just nominated Gaia Online for Best Website User Experience http://mash.to/2ImZn #MashableAwards

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I would use a time machine for selfish reasons. So I could take a shower, and not have to miss any of my day. Or go to the bank on time.

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The instant you put conditions on a relationship. That's when it doesn't become worth it anymore.

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RT @KidsGiveMeHope I have very prominent scars from years of cutting on my legs. I wore shorts tod.. http://bit.ly/9tItQP

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RT @KidsGiveMeHope I work at a camp for children with special needs. The other day, a little boy w.. http://bit.ly/aGUKs5

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RT @KidsGiveMeHope Today, the little boy next to me on the airplane wouldn't stop staring out the .. http://bit.ly/bmXhWw

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Parents who dont talk to their children because they arent doing what you want them to: Get over it. They live they're own lives. Not yours.

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I don't like my odds. I'm lazy.

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I don't want to grow up. I also want to get on with my life. So, it's either stay pathetic and do nothing. Or actually work for something.

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Money is bullshit. There is no point to it. . . . . If only communisum actually worked....... *sigh*

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In effort to be compleatly honest with myself, I've decided to post what I actualy feel on here.

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Conan is leaving the tonight show, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! GO TEAM COCO!