Miss Autumn

#Comedian #Humanist #Joker #Smoker #MidnightToker #Nerd #LoverOfKitsch #DiveBarDarling #BarSlutFeminist #Entertainer #Latina #ParentOfTransKid

[Miss Autumn @MissAutumn777]

Happy #420 Fam!!
#stonerchic #smokeallday #counterculture #mainstreampothead #trippyhippie #favoriteapple

[Miss Autumn @MissAutumn777]

The best part of accepting the fact that you'll #diealone is that you accept the fact you'll die alone.
#LifeGoalsIn5Words

[Miss Autumn @MissAutumn777]

Amusent Park's are places where #families go to yell at each other outside of their natural habitats.
#disneyland #UniversalStudios #magicmountain #FamilyVacation #springbreak

[Miss Autumn @MissAutumn777]

My coworkers like to play a fun game called "How High Did Autumn Get On Her Break "
#fourtwenty #serverlife #smokebreak

[Miss Autumn @MissAutumn777]

My #Wakanda don't want none unless you got buns hon

[Mizz Tangles @MizzTangles]

My nudes always come with a handwritten apology letter.

[Miss Autumn @MissAutumn777]

At a point in life where I just want to be a #trophywife but the only #trophy I resemble is one of those fat bowlers from an extinct bowling alley.
#mylifebelike #2018WinterOlympics

[Oceanside Weather @_OceansideCA]

current weather in Oceanside: overcast clouds, 61°F
55% humidity, wind 10mph, pressure 1012mb

[Oceanside Biz @OceansideBiz]

A daily dose of #Oceanside. #pelicansflying #oceansidebeach

[Miss Autumn @MissAutumn777]

Don't be the #DonaldTrump of your local #comedyscene. We all deserve better.

[Miss Autumn @MissAutumn777]

All chips are #ladychips if you try hard enough.
#Doritos

[Miss Autumn @MissAutumn777]

Just waiting for a cooking show challenge where it's @bflay vs @GordonRamsay with @Bourdain & @GuyFieri as the judges.

[Miss Autumn @MissAutumn777]

If Little Timmy doesn't know better than to eat a #tidepod than you fucked up as a parent, Susan.

[Miss Autumn @MissAutumn777]

I hope you achieve nothing but success on your #TidePodChallenge & look forward to having a better society once you're gone.

[Brett Simpson ✊🏻🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @OfficialBrettJS]

Being Lesbian is not wrong
Being Gay is not wrong
Being Bisexual is not wrong
Being Transgender is not wrong.
It's not a sin.
Stop the hate.
Enough is enough.
Love is love.
We are all HUMAN.

[Miss Autumn @MissAutumn777]

Please eat #tidepods now so we don't have to worry about you becoming #President someday.

[Miss Autumn @MissAutumn777]

New Year True Me:
#retro #divine #johnwaters

[Miss Autumn @MissAutumn777]

#2018goals: Never smile when a man tells you to.

[Miss Autumn @MissAutumn777]

#2018goals: To be the woman #CarrieFisher would want me to be.

[Miss Autumn @MissAutumn777]

All White People know a Barb & or a Wayne.
#passthemayo