Miss Ida Blankenship

Executive secretary to Don Draper at Sterling Cooper Draper Pryce.

[Miss Ida Blankenship @MissB_SCDP]

Posted in honor of Miss Blankenship: http://www.youtube.com/user/dondraper01011960 [Smile though your heart is breaking]

[Miss Ida Blankenship @MissB_SCDP]

Are you going to the toilet?

[Miss Ida Blankenship @MissB_SCDP]

Thank you, @JoanSCDP. I won't disappoint you.

[Miss Ida Blankenship @MissB_SCDP]

.@DonDrapersLiver @annas_ghost I'm a New Yorker. I don't drive.

[Miss Ida Blankenship @MissB_SCDP]

.@The_Don_Draper I don't play nice.

[Miss Ida Blankenship @MissB_SCDP]

But you never know, @the_concubine, @pukeguts could still get a job. Look at @MeganSCDP. I'm not sure she can put paper in a typewriter.

[Miss Ida Blankenship @MissB_SCDP]

.@DonDraperSCDP You had a problem with the deli downstairs last time. I used my own judgment and went to a good one. Eat. You'll love it.

[Miss Ida Blankenship @MissB_SCDP]

.@NY_Cabbie Take me back to the Time & Life building. And no swerving, I have stuff from the deli here.

[Miss Ida Blankenship @MissB_SCDP]

"Here's fifty cents..Don't waste a dime" I'm working for the last of the big spenders here. Old man Sterling & @BertCooperSCDP weren't cheap

[Miss Ida Blankenship @MissB_SCDP]

Hello, @DonDraperSCDP? This is Miss Blankenship calling from the deli. Do you want a whole pickle with that? It's an extra nickle.

[Miss Ida Blankenship @MissB_SCDP]

At least at the deli I have a 100% chance of getting something when I hand over my money. The @VendingMachSCDP runs about 50-50.

[Miss Ida Blankenship @MissB_SCDP]

.@DonDraperSCDP How do I know what you want to eat? Fine, I'll go to the deli.

[Miss Ida Blankenship @MissB_SCDP]

.@alexvalk I assure you @PeteCampbell_NY is real. He struts by my desk frequently.

[Miss Ida Blankenship @MissB_SCDP]

Hello, @DonDraperSCDP? I can't reach your parties by phone. I suggest you check out by the @VendingMachSCDP.

[Miss Ida Blankenship @MissB_SCDP]

.@StanRizzo_SCDP Keep your pants on.

[Miss Ida Blankenship @MissB_SCDP]

.@BlackJanitorTLB Do you mean it was my dollar bill on the floor? I see, thank you. It probably fell while I was making change for someone.

[Miss Ida Blankenship @MissB_SCDP]

.@BlackJanitorTLB You left a dollar bill for me? Why? If I wanted money from Negros I'd stand outside my apartment building with my hand out

[Miss Ida Blankenship @MissB_SCDP]

We have some extra Canadian Club, @adanzis. Here, have a whole bottle.

[Miss Ida Blankenship @MissB_SCDP]

OK, who has my post-procedure goggles? And don't try to blame this on a mouse.

[Miss Ida Blankenship @MissB_SCDP]

Real men don't need to try to advertise that they're men, like @Joey_Baird and @StanRizzoSCDP do. Even @DonDraperSCDP couldn't sell them.