Miss Barnes

I teach English and am socially awkward. I apologize in advance. She/Her #RedForEd #BLM

[Miss Barnes @MissBarnesABC]

Please don't drive under the influence.

[Miss Barnes @MissBarnesABC]

@RetailMage I assume it went down like this https://t.co/1Le319n8cx

[Miss Barnes @MissBarnesABC]

@RetailMage do you have a pet section?

[Punch Cat @PunchingCat]

he’s a wizard

[Trevor Packer @AP_Trevor]

The 2023 AP English Literature & Composition scores: 5: 15%; 4: 28%; 3: 34%; 2: 14%; 1: 9%.

[Miss Barnes @MissBarnesABC]

Taco Bell Wedding https://t.co/JZ3SdYrajt

[manny @mannyfidel]

https://t.co/0c2Q1Ylo5v

[manny @mannyfidel]

the washington post has an incredible interactive story that shows just how destructive a bullet from an AR-15 is to the body — using animated recreations of the wounds that killed 6-year-old Noah Pozner and 15-year-old Peter Wang — and the end of the page just broke my heart

[Miss Barnes @MissBarnesABC]

@RachulSmachul 🌈🌈🌈

[Voxy @VoxyTwitch]

This is the funniest fucking flavor text I’ve ever seen on a card.

[Miss Barnes @MissBarnesABC]

@cupidcasey The flawless transition to "Dancing Queen" was impressive, so it's alright

[Miss Barnes @MissBarnesABC]

Every school dance has a Lil Jon song around the 30 minute mark, and then The Clump begins

[Miss Barnes @MissBarnesABC]

When I was a kid, I saw Sugar Ray perform live for some reason, and my brain decided that Sugar Ray and Papa Roach were the same band. I also used to get Meet Joe Black mixed up with Mighty Joe Young.

[Miss Barnes @MissBarnesABC]

Me: *simply existing on a Wednesday*

One of my students: You look like you aged 10 years since yesterday.

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

In George Orwell’s “1984”, the protagonist hates big brother, until he’s captured and they dump rats on his head. The experience makes him a model citizen: completely altering his personality and behavior. Thus, “1984” is literature’s first ratatouille. In this essay, i will–

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

(completely overwhelmed) will do!

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

“did you study the humanities” yes and I had the best teacher

[ppigg @s4m31p4n]

Do you ever just have this deep seated desire to bother people. I have clown blood

[Miss Barnes @MissBarnesABC]

@LongTallJodie Happy boobday to you!

[Miss Barnes @MissBarnesABC]

@alanalatham40 Lmao you're welcome