MissBrett

Petty, but trying.

[MissBrett @MissBrettS1]

Cute things my second graders do:
1.) on the first day of school all of their parents sent them to school in outfits that matched our room theme-which is groovy/hippie.

[MissBrett @MissBrettS1]

Some people don’t know me pre-therapy and it really shows.

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@josb94 Hey hey hey if we were really yt we’d be hitting each other instead 😂

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You ever be so mad with ya man you wanna delete your sim family?🤗

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Cassandra really told me today “Okay that was passive aggressive but in this case I’ll let it slide”😂

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The Adventures of Brett and Vegas: The Final Chapter https://t.co/RsLEupov8c

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Thanks a lot Vegas now I have to go back to therapy

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This man approached me at the gym today, his opening line was asking me what music I listen to. The fact he didn’t flinch when I told him it was the audiobook The Murders That Made Us with a blank look don’t sit right with me. Sir this ain’t the psycho you’re lookin for.

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My new student: I speak 7 languages.
Me: okay what are they?
Her: English, Spanish, Italian, Welsh, Finnish, oh and I can talk cat and dog.
Me….valid.

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All TSA agents look like they failed the police academy.

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Your man ain’t handsome unless he has a crazy guy with warrants telling him so.

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Not a man I went on a handful of dates with over 4 YEARS ago, stalking my socials to find the one bikini photo I posted, just to show my dad (this dude’s freaking co worker.) May I mention this man just got freaking married.

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Currently at a concert and the opening act is so bad my bf is literally watching hockey on his phone. @modestmouseband explain plz

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One of my lil kiddos bought me a chocolate milk and told me I’m the best teacher ever. My heart melts everyday 🥹

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Update: the kid really bit someone. Everyone was surprised. Except me. And Jeffrey.

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This literally did not age well. A kid really tried to bite me today 👀😬

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@ACTBrigitte Bish are you dense

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@valentinavoight @SexiiMexii14 this you 😂

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I also told my kiddos today I would give them to another teacher for the rest of the year if they didn’t stop being so disrespectful and they all cried. Core memory unlocked. 🤷🏻‍♀️

[MissBrett @MissBrettS1]

One of my kids caught me taking a nap in reading corner on my lunch break. When I picked them up they told me “Teachers don’t take naps Ms. S!” And I said “Wrong! Teachers don’t take enough naps!”

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One time my man and I were joking around at a rock concert. He poked my forehead real hard and this huge old dude sized my mans up for a solid 30 sec until he realized I was fine. My man was bout to get rocked-literally.

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“Ms. S did you know that President Biden is in the hospital?”
<me realizing my news should not come from 7 year olds>
“Uhhh no what happened to him?”
“He couldn’t stop Putin!”
😂😂😂😂