Carina

The mind-numbing status updates of a short red-headed lady.

[Carina @MissCari]

#Horizonslive How would you measure time in a physical sense? Would the astronaut stop ageing?

[Carina @MissCari]

@RahulKohli13 Awww yisssss

[Carina @MissCari]

Spotify: "What's that? You would like to listen to this one song? Sure! Here's 472 other songs that you never asked for, don't like, and can't skip."

[Perfect Middle Earth shots @MiddleShots]

Remembering the legendary Sir Christopher Lee on what would have been his birthday. Born on this day in 1922.

[Mark Hayes @trickaduu]

Death must be like going to the beach, I never want to go but when I’m there I’m like, This is lovely.

[Carina @MissCari]

The irony is strong with this one. 🤦🏼‍♀️

[Kate Thwaites @ThwaitesKate]

I went on ABC tv to talk about why the #March4Justice was so important and Morrison Government Senator Ben Small decided to talk over me. It's so distressing just how much this Government doesn't get it. #auspol #mansplained

[Carina @MissCari]

Ok. I have to say it. I've held on for long enough.

STOP USING KOOKABURRAS IN GENERIC JUNGLE BIRD NOISE.

[Carina @MissCari]

@Da1PoliticalV Cliché, yes, but the emotion in it I felt was very well done. 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Carina @MissCari]

Been a long time since I've been on the edge of my seat like that with a movie! @GerardButler @missmorenab 👏👏👏 Loved #GreenlandMovie

[kenzie @kenzhadley]

yesterday i completed a chore that i’ve been putting off for 5 months. it took me 20 minutes. i will learn nothing from this

[Carina @MissCari]

@newworlddd555 @AlecBaldwin This dramatic goth bush turkey is dramatic.

[a @burtmackliinFBI]

me when I’m on a call with someone

[Carina @MissCari]

Omfg

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

I see we’re in the bonus scene after the credits in the film “2020.”

[Livy @ms_livyyy]

The rage I feel when people are in the kitchen at the same time as me isn’t normal

[Casual Thursday @CasualThursday]

Ten years from now you’ll put on a jacket and find a mask in the pocket. “Oh man, what a weird year that was,” you’ll chuckle to yourself. Then you’ll pick up your machete and continue across the wasteland, keeping to the shadows to avoid the roving gangs of cannibal raiders.