I aspire to have a best friend like @lindseytaylor5_ one day who will sober as fuck launch herself to tackle cockblocker for me when I’m drunk as fuck!
High school
(Teacher who barely got through school and managed to get a teaching degree): my name is Ms. Johnson and you will call me as such
College
(Professor who is a top individual in their field with multiple degrees, maybe a PHD): hey guys what's up my name's Matt