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I'm not broken, just slightly bent.

[TC Varosky @MissDancer95]

You know it's true love when you're willing to give up your spot for them. 😍😊

[TC Varosky @MissDancer95]

I will never get tired if seeing a variety of wildlife as soon as I wake up in the morning. 🦊🦝🐺🐿🐇🐦

[TC Varosky @MissDancer95]

Can someone explain to me why I thought it was a good idea to buy/wear white pants?

[TC Varosky @MissDancer95]

For a dog who is an insane attention whore, Yzma really doesn't appreciate it when I give her too many forehead kisses. (Okay, maybe like 25 in a row was a little excessive....) 😘🐶

[TC Varosky @MissDancer95]

Only watching the #LEELIV game because of my brother in law and MY GOD was that an awful injury to witness. 😖 18 years old is too young for something like that...

[TC Varosky @MissDancer95]

@MiissLauraEmily Yikes 😬

[TC Varosky @MissDancer95]

@behinddestiny You're just tired 😴

[TC Varosky @MissDancer95]

Why are my friends so great? If I want to mope, let me mope!!

[TC Varosky @MissDancer95]

If you haven't been sneezed on my a baby goat, is your life REALLY complete?

[TC Varosky @MissDancer95]

If you ask me to clean off the white board, my hands WILL be colourful. Yes, I clean as well as a child does.

[TC Varosky @MissDancer95]

I keep trying to have productive days and then Mother Nature is like "HAHA JK HAVE A MIGRAINE! BUT I WON'T LET IT RAIN."

[TC Varosky @MissDancer95]

@behinddestiny You should start - make it a trend

[TC Varosky @MissDancer95]

@behinddestiny Sounds like a mission and a half

[TC Varosky @MissDancer95]

Note to self: do not cuddle up with Yzma after a shower. You WILL fall asleep and you WILL feel like literal trash afterwards.

[TC Varosky @MissDancer95]

One thing being a rep was good for: those suits gave me the skill to roll up my onesie when I don't want to wear the sleeves. ❤❤

[TC Varosky @MissDancer95]

Also how have you cooked something 7 times before 5pm?

[TC Varosky @MissDancer95]

If the smoke alarm goes off every time you cook, maybe you're the problem. 🤔

No shade but my neighbour down the hall has set of the alarm 7 times today and Yzma hates it. I'm just thankful they get it sorted before we have to evacuate and wait for the fire department...

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Update: Yzma joined me around midnight and proceeded to kick me. All is right in the world.

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I haven't slept alone in almost a year and a half. Yzma, WHY did you decide to sleep on the couch tonight? I can't fall asleep without you kicking me or laying on my legs!!
This should be heaven, not hell....

[TC Varosky @MissDancer95]

I made Yzma sad because I thought she wanted to play fetch when in reality she was just being cute and showing off her toy.
... I'm a mean mom...

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On days we don't go to the dog park, Yzma cries at Liam (my hamster) as if he'll come out and play with her. 🐶🐹