Miss Darkside 🌚

Proud Yorkshire lass in exile on the wrong side of the Pennines. Fast cars, cold Prosecco, scathing sarcasm. Feminist. Also immortal ...... well, so far.

[Miss Darkside 🌚 @MissDarkside]

@AuntSassyAss @EricIdle A reflected turd is still a turd.

[Miss Darkside 🌚 @MissDarkside]

@PolitlcsUK Wow, super current. It's not like there aren't many other, bigger issues facing the UK today, like not having a functioning government for starters.

[Miss Darkside 🌚 @MissDarkside]

@Alexarmstrong Looking at that rogues' gallery, if they were the best person for the job one despairs at the abilities of those less able. The current Labour backbenchers are a perfect example of people promoted way beyond their abilities.

[Miss Darkside 🌚 @MissDarkside]

Soon there'll be more ex-PMs than WWII veterans at the cenotaph.

[Charlie Watts @char1iewatts]

Just when you didn’t think the queue could get any longer

[Guido Fawkes @GuidoFawkes]

Burnham Repeatedly Called for General Election After Tories Changed Leader https://t.co/d5BxGjfxfD

[Chris Rose @ArchRose90]

19 seconds in Southport laying a wreath, no tears.

No tears for British farmers who committed suicide.

No tears for pensioners.

No tears for betrayed British veterans.

No tears for the victims of illegal migration.

No tears for Henry Nowak.

Tears for himself only.

[Francis Foster @francisjfoster]

In the future everyone will be Prime Minister for 15 minutes.

[Miss Darkside 🌚 @MissDarkside]

Still believe that, Ange? When's the General Election being called then?

[Angela Rayner @AngelaRayner]

The Tories have crowned Rishi Sunak without him saying a word about what he would do as PM. He has no mandate, no answers and no ideas. Nobody voted for this.

The public deserve their say on Britain’s future through a General Election. It’s time for a fresh start with Labour.

[Miss Darkside 🌚 @MissDarkside]

@ABridgen There's a word for people like that: #traitor

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@ListerLawrence Absolutely spot on. I wouldn't trust any of them to run a bath, let alone a country.

[Miss Darkside 🌚 @MissDarkside]

@ClarksonsFarm1 Please carry on being you for many, many years to come. A light in the darkness, from Top Gear to Grand Tour to Clarkson's Farm. We need you, now more than ever. So please, stay alive and never change.

[Nicholas Lissack @NicholasLissack]

Shocking leaked bodycam footage from the January 8-9th massacre shows IRGC and Basij thugs shooting unarmed Iranian protesters with shotguns.

Over 40K dead, executions still raging, and yet Trump and Vance eagerly cut a peace deal with these bloodthirsty monsters.

Free Iran!

[Jacob Phillips @Counteredlogos]

The Lanyard is the Devil's Rosary

[GB Politics @GBPolitcs]

🚨NEW: Asbestos has been found in at least 1,000 wind turbines across Britain after essential parts were shipped into the country from China

[@thetimes]

[Miss Darkside 🌚 @MissDarkside]

@teddybear_inc @ByrneBarry Och! That's clearly Hamish McSporran of the Glencoe McSporrans. Nothing to see here.

[Dr. Matthew M. Wielicki @MatthewWielicki]

The Central England temperature record shows a roughly 2°C warming from the late 1600s to the early 1700s... long before SUVs, coal plants, or carbon taxes. Natural climate variability was real then and it's real now. Pretending every temperature change is evidence that politicians need more power, more taxes, and more control over your life is politics, not science. Historical context matters.

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@sharrond62 The state of that smug face. You can tell she's never cracked a joke in her life.

[Andrew Lawrence @andrewlawrence]

The face he pulls when he's thinking about all the new ways he's going to tax you.

[Miss Darkside 🌚 @MissDarkside]

@toadmeister @ConservativeCCh Milliband needs proscribing as a terrorist. He is the biggest threat to Britain's security in existence today.

[Miss Darkside 🌚 @MissDarkside]

@NiohBerg @ByrneBarry We drove supercars through Germany, Denmark, Norway, Sweden & back a few years ago. When looking for a hotel in Gothenburg all the reviews said don't enter city after dark, don't park nice cars in city centre hotels. Guys at country club we stayed at said right decision. Not safe