Doe Devil

Trans woman on her forties. Photographer, writer and occasional designer. Looking for 3K friends.

[Doe Devil @MissDoeDevil]

Urgent update!

In two days I have to pay back a $1000 loan - either that or pay $300 to extend it to September.

Currently my account is at $100. Any help towards fixing this situation will be hella appreciated.

Please, help! #mutualaid

https://t.co/xJtwvTC7dK

[Doe Devil @MissDoeDevil]

Hoho, I’m fucked in a bad way. I got kicked off my account and can’t log back in.

I need to raise $1K by the 1st. I’m at $33, and I’m doing all I can to raise it. Selling nudes, doing cheap shoots, xtra gigs.

Any help’d be appreciated.

https://t.co/a6oOuth2qL

#mutualaid

[Doe Devil @MissDoeDevil]

I’m home alone for the first time in years and there’s nobody in the vicinity to fuck me up properly.

Shame on my fat ass.

[Doe Devil @MissDoeDevil]

@Ranting_Trans i don’t know what Mac and cheese tastes like :(

[Doe Devil @MissDoeDevil]

@notsayinsoryu If I were anywhere near ok, I’d be fucking some hotties I’ve seen there.

[the void @TheSadHeaux]

Less than an hour until I’m back to being fully outside with only a few hours after that before bookings close for the night. $125 stands between me and shelter and safety for the next couple of nights. Can we please get it done?

[desasprio 🌙 @desasprio]

English fucks me up like what do you mean I spent years at school learning how to say numbers like 1900 'a thousand and nine hundred' but then I hear native-English-speakers say 'nineteen hundred' my tiny peanut brain can't handle this

[Doe Devil @MissDoeDevil]

@mollywidstrom Innies vs outies. Some women have innies. Some have outies. Some men have innies. Some men have outies.

[garlic wife @garlic_wife]

men on dating apps:

I KNOW YOU FROM TWITTER

me:

FUCK

[ashley ray @theashleyray]

no he was saying he never got to play the straight man (a comedy term meaning the person in the sketch who isn't silly) on snl but everyone is dumb now so they thought he literally meant he wanted to play straight men

[𝕲𝖔𝖙𝖍𝖎𝖈𝕲𝖎𝖗𝖑𝖉𝖎𝖈𝖐 💀🕸🖤✨️ @gothtism444]

Y'all are voluntarily uploading your selfies to a website that calls you a 4chan slur in the URL? And people think this is a good thing?

[Doe Devil @MissDoeDevil]

@EstrogenChic

[Doe Devil @MissDoeDevil]

@H_Em_Sin It depends on where the ring for hanging it is.

[Cooper Mitchell - HomeGymGuy @homegymcoop]

You can now buy a weighted vest modeled after Dragon Ball Z's Vegeta battle armor.

It has adjustable loading up to 20kg/44lb.

There was a time I would've thought this was stupid, but if it gets people moving, I'm here for it.

[Doe Devil @MissDoeDevil]

@_Be_not_Afraid If you get a blue check you’re supposed to get some money or something. I’ve been tempted.

[Anderz @Anderzin0]

You ever lick a girl you just met's asshole in the heat of the moment and instantly know you're 24 hours away from getting strep throat?

[mr_eggs 🇵🇸 @scrumble_eggs]

There should be an OnlyGrans site where sweet old ladies show you wholesome things like their baking, their knitting, and also their tits and pussy

[Doe Devil @MissDoeDevil]

Well. Got paid yesterday. Had to use 300 to expand the loan repayment rate. Another 300 for rent. Utilities will come soon at 150.

And I’ve got 90 bucks left and a 1K loan waiting for September.

[Doe Devil @MissDoeDevil]

I think my roommate has just bailed. His room is empty of anything but furniture.

I’m worried about the landlord kicking me out but at the same time if he’s gone I’m calling dibs on his room, which is about six times bigger than mine.

[Doe Devil @MissDoeDevil]

Hear me out: a movie about the Rapture where people keep finding empty clothes on the streets, from people who’s been whisked away to somewhere else.

Only it’s not the rapture. It’s a demon eating people and leaving none but their clothes.

Only it’s not a demon but an android.

[Doe Devil @MissDoeDevil]

@creampayaso That we’re not partaking?