A good way to give yourself a heart attack is to do the math wrong converting prices from square yards to square feet and thinking you're going to have to spend several thousand more dollars on carpet than you actually are. 👍
@Facebook I also apologize for (probably) perpetuating the cycle because I scroll juuuust slowly enough past the new memes that your algorithm thinks I'm enjoying them.
LOOK @Facebook , I'm sorry I had the audacity to click on a meme for a show I don't watch, but can you PLEASE stop showing me a new meme about it every other post
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@threespeedninja My mom and I joke that they slap Woohoo! sale stickers on products when they see my dad walk in because he's always on the hunt for deals. We've ended up with a lot of interesting food items over the years. :P
Apparently, the Ghost of Owners Past was so confident that paneling wouldn't go out of style that they not only nailed it into the studs but also glued it to horizontal supports.
I get that the antibacterial wipes are in the bathroom at work to clean touched surfaces, but why does my coworker keep using them on the toilet seat? More importantly, why doesn't she dry it after? 😣🥶
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I hope I was very mysterious to someone tonight. Did that person guess I had a hedgehog in my purse because I was afraid she would get cold in the car? Probably not, because that just sounds silly. 3/3
I hope someone at the super slow Five Guys noticed me standing there waiting for my food with a small purse with a squirrel on it, leave, and then return a minute later with a much larger, bulkier purse slung over my shoulder 1/3
that I cradled with my hand in an odd way.
I also hope someone (ideally the same person) noticed that, when I placed the purse on the chair next to me to eat, it moved on its own slightly in a popping motion. 2/3