Probably Not A Robot

One of the primary rules of conservation is to never lend a squirrel your switchblade. // she/her //

[Probably Not A Robot @MissEricaLee]

Might be one of the most tone deaf tweets out there. “We public servants only make $178 a hour ☹️”

[Rep. Jack Kimble @RepJackKimble]

Just a friendly warning. We don’t even make $200k per year in Congress despite working nearly 140 days. If we aren’t properly compensated, a lot of us will go to the private sector and you will be left with some real idiots in Congress.

[Physics & Astronomy Zone @zone_astronomy]

The highest quality video of the moon was just released… this is so beautiful.

[Probably Not A Robot @MissEricaLee]

Afroman and 50Cent have really shown me that I am not even nearing the level of hater I could aspire to

[Probably Not A Robot @MissEricaLee]

There are no federal laws against cruelty to poultry, I don’t push my plant based diet to everyone I meet but I strongly encourage thinking about it 💜

[Oasis @oasishealthapp]

Modern chickens weigh 5x more than chickens raised in 1957

In the 1920s chickens hit were 2.5 lbs

Today Tyson and Perdue grow them to 6.3 lbs in just 47 days making them prone to lameness, muscle damage and weak organs.

Sick chickens are packed into 1 sq ft cages, fed GMO corn/soy feed and rinsed in a chlorine baths

Look for:
- Pasture-raised
- Corn & soy free
- Air-chilled

Find healthy chicken on the Oasis app

[Probably Not A Robot @MissEricaLee]

Losing my mind at this 😭

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

After all these years of mutton bustin, the sheep are fighting back

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

After all these years of mutton bustin, the sheep are fighting back

[Nicki 🫧🪷 @nickimoraa]

Not to be a bitch, but if you gossiped about how I handled the worst experience of my life instead of reaching out, you're a loser in my story.

[Probably Not A Robot @MissEricaLee]

Funeral stud????????????????

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

THE SUPER BOWL LXI LOGO IS HERE 🎈

[Probably Not A Robot @MissEricaLee]

Got his ass beat by children and then got arrested. Sometimes you see glimmers of hope for the future lol

[Pop Base @PopBase]

A 45-year-old man has been arrested after starting a fight with a minor in response to her and other students protesting ICE.

📹: Marcus Anthony Martinez

[Probably Not A Robot @MissEricaLee]

“Nelson thought he was coming, but he was going” is a fucking wild thing to print lmao

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

this happened 47 years ago today

[jax @brokeurtooth]

and fuck you too @Sec_Noem

[Probably Not A Robot @MissEricaLee]

He murdered a woman in the middle of the street then called her a fucking bitch

His name is Jonathan Ross

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

BRENNAN: Tell me about the officer, Jonathan Ross

KRISTI NOEM: Don't say his name! I mean, for heaven's sake, we shouldn't have people continue to dox law enforcement

BRENNAN: His name is public

NOEM: I know, but that doesn't mean it should continue to be said

[Probably Not A Robot @MissEricaLee]

I’ve never had an original experience

[Harmonious Peace @stampedevictim]

When I was like 18 I realized my bf had a second phone and was so suspicious so I unlocked it and it was literally my phone mirrored onto another phone

[Probably Not A Robot @MissEricaLee]

It’s amazing how committed Panera is to fucking up my order at every visit

[Probably Not A Robot @MissEricaLee]

The TSA agent in Vegas stopped me at 6AM to tell me that he liked my cat sweater then proceeded to describe a video of a sphinx cat being lotioned 🧍🏻‍♀️

[Probably Not A Robot @MissEricaLee]

Ended my first day in my 30s by planning my future with my best friend, life sometimes isn’t so bad 💜

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

9 getting a taunting penalty is just CLASSIC 9 stuff

[Minnesota Vikings @Vikings]

We love you @HarriSmith22 💜