TriSarahtops

Never trust a big booty and a smile

[TriSarahtops @MissEtkin]

A gloomy hallway with a pair of identical twins? You mean a commercial casting call?

[one of ur hoes @miliondollameat]

what if we were put on this earth just to have a little fun

[Icona @iconawrites]

My wish for you is that you will find a book series that grips you as much as your childhood favourites, that makes you want to stay up all night reading it as though you were a kid again, falling in love with the magic of stories for the first time.

[Dr. Susan I. Cidal MD @henderfarts]

Thinking hard 💭 about some melted American cheese on a breakfast sandwich…

[dizzy @rundizzy]

nice sheets whats the crumb count

[officialhambly she/they @officialhambly]

I feel like a lot of people do not know of the fantastic resource that is mood fabric’s free sewing patterns in sizes 00-30

[Nedra Glover Tawwab @NedraTawwab]

Unlearn the idea that real love is someone reading your mind and attending to your needs when you haven't been clear. Too many relationships are ruined because people assume the other person should know.

[Dr. Nicole LePera @Theholisticpsyc]

Witnessing your parents have a dysfunctional marriage has a deep impact. You didn’t learn open communication, emotional support, or healthy ways to get your needs met.

As an adult, learning these skills should be a priority.

[Alp @alplicable]

Might be my best AI-generated art prompt to date. I give you “Pikachu painted by Monet”.

[gill @contactabrother]

when he pours me another shot thinking im about to get freaky but im about to start talking in my british accent

[sarah @heavenbrat]

his biceps are there for me to bite them duh

[ashley fairbanks @ziibiing]

The weirdest example of toxic masculinity is the fact that the boat industry is the largest consumer of glitter in the world, but tries desperately to keep it a secret.

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

PSA: the food pyramid has been updated for spooky season. It now looks like this:

/ \
/ \
/pumpkin\
/ Spice \
—-——-
/ anti \
/depressants\
——————
/ Iced Coffee \
-———————

[Read Jackson Rising @JPHilllllll]

I'm amazed they're really laying out the housing crisis on TV

[Louis Virtel @louisvirtel]

Every Playbill bio is like "Legendary Actress has starred onstage in Hedda Gabler, Coriolanus (Volumnia), and Long Day's Journey Into Night (Mary Tyrone), for which she won the prestigious Whitaker Prize. On film she appeared in Baby Geniuses 3 (Hag Hit By Garbage Truck)."

[Alex Labrie @alex_labrie]

what took him so long..?

[Emma Ketchum @emmaketchup7]

Hey guys I’m so thrilled to announce that I’ll no longer be thinking! This has been a lifelong goal, and I’m so grateful to everyone who helped get me here