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[Burlington Throat Factory @MissFriedaBalls]

The edibles, white claws, cold brew, Pfizer shots, and the handful of mixed nuts I ate for lunch all vibing in my stomach rn

[Burlington Throat Factory @MissFriedaBalls]

Feels weird to be back. Hi.

[angie 🫧🐬 @ih8petewentz]

if the suez canal is mentioned in both billy joel’s and fall out boy’s versions of we didn’t start the fire i find it plausible that perhaps the suez canal started the fire

[Kraken Canada 🍁 @KrakenCanada]

The Blackhawks hide a decade + of rape and sexual assault allegations and as a reward are gifted the opportunity of drafting quite possibly one of the best to ever play the game.

The NHL is absolutely pathetic.

[B/R Open Ice @BR_OpenIce]

Heiskanen takes a puck to the face and Eberle makes some moves in front for the lead 🤯 https://t.co/b5F3apsbQn

[Emerald City Hockey @EmeraldCityHky]

Carson Soucy just leveled Mason Marchment, earning a big cheer from the CPA crowd.

[Burlington Throat Factory @MissFriedaBalls]

Absolutely SOBBING for this man right now. We love you, Brendan.

[Variety @Variety]

Brendan Fraser accepts the #Oscar for Best Actor for #TheWhale. https://t.co/ndiKiHfmID

[Burlington Throat Factory @MissFriedaBalls]

Dr thinks he’s funny. (Spoiler: he is funny.)

[Marisa Baram @marisabaram]

@bugsmaytrix “accounts are only meant to be used within one household” lol what a bait and switch from “Watch anywhere, anytime” and “TAKE NETFLIX WITH YOU ANYWHERE”

[@[email protected] @Imani_Barbarin]

I’m going to need one of those counters that calculates the amount of cancelled Netflix accounts in real time.

That shall be my superbowl.

[kay taylor rea @kaytaylorrea]

the hilarious thing about this is nobody who's mooching will choose to pay now, but people who are using legitimate accounts will no doubt run into myriad technical difficulties that will piss them off enough to cancel their accounts, others will cancel just cause fuck netflix

[Burlington Throat Factory @MissFriedaBalls]

Hey @netflix, suck a dick. This is the dumbest fucking thing you’ve done in years. Absolutely loser fucking move.

[Burlington Throat Factory @MissFriedaBalls]

When Patrick Stump said “I’ll never go, I just want to be invited.” I felt that.

[Burlington Throat Factory @MissFriedaBalls]

Man @Torrid needs to fuckin chill with the emails. I have gotten four emails today alone. Absolutely unnecessary.

[Burlington Throat Factory @MissFriedaBalls]

I ain’t never seen a meme about Cancers that didn’t make me feel called the fuck out and honestly, I get it.

[Burlington Throat Factory @MissFriedaBalls]

Good news is I got my seat belt on after we left grand forks.

[Burlington Throat Factory @MissFriedaBalls]

I’m here to live tweet my trip home for Christmas. It’s too icy for me to be comfortable driving so my dad is driving 2 hours to pick me up and bring me home.

[Burlington Throat Factory @MissFriedaBalls]

I am now learning that when my parents left home to come pick us up earlier, they made it 17 miles out of town before my mom suggested they turn around and try again tomorrow. My dad’s response? “Nah we’ll be fine.”