Miss Gray

🏋🏻‍♀️🚴🏻‍♀️🧗🏻‍♀️🎵👩🏻‍🍳 Simultaneously cursed & invincible. T1D. Metal spine. Find the humor in every situation.

[Miss Gray @MissGray]

@Lenstore For 2+ months there has been no way to change the date of auto reorders. What used to take 1 minute now has to be done your end via customer service and takes 30 minutes. It's insane. When will you be fixing this?

[Miss Gray @MissGray]

@busabaeathai Where can I find nutritional info for your menu? I have type 1 diabetes so need to know the carbs etc so I know how much insulin to take. Cheers!

[Miss Gray @MissGray]

@IwriteOK I think you’ll appreciate this rather a lot.

[Economic Freedom Fighters @EFFSouthAfrica]

EFF Statement On The Death Of Queen Elizabeth

[Miss Gray @MissGray]

@hackneycouncil Is there a reason the emergency access roadblock gate on Tudor Road has been padlocked to a lamppost?

[Miss Gray @MissGray]

@sydneemcelroy I hate to be THAT person... but as a Type1 diabetic it drives me (and everyone with #Type1 tbh) crazy when people just say ‘diabetes’ without specifying Type1 or Type2. And you did just that on the Medical Reversals @Sawbones episode...

[Miss Gray @MissGray]

Fuckkkkk this. Donald Trump: hands off our NHS! - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/3nZcnh9C1S via @UKChange

[Miss Gray @MissGray]

@tomhpollock Word. Last time a nurse told me that I should lose weight as my BMI was too high I literally just flexed, told her that I have 23% body fat, & that BMI is bullshit for people who have high muscle mass.

[Miss Gray @MissGray]

Just gonna leave this here... https://t.co/QIyXyHQyiX

[Miss Gray @MissGray]

#tfw a bunch of black smoke pours in the air vents on the tube & everyone collectively freaks the fuck out... But in a very #London way; putting scarves over their faces, taking out one earphone, & looking around frantically but not actually saying anything. 🤣

[Miss Gray @MissGray]

John Bercow being so freakishly like Terry Jones really adds to how farcical the #HouseofCommons is. #BrexitDeal

[Miss Gray @MissGray]

@noworrieshorse Thing is... I *do* have a strong handshake... Literally everyone comments on it. Hahaha.

[Miss Gray @MissGray]

Barry McGuigan just complimented me on my “very strong handshake”. 😀💪🏻

[Miss Gray @MissGray]

Just discovered that during the Black Death it was though that Jews and lepers had teamed up to poison the wells of Europe.

I am dead. (Pun intended, obvs.) 🤣

[Miss Gray @MissGray]

Some of my finest work...

[Miss Gray @MissGray]

.@emeryemeryii: “What’s a demisexual?”
Me: “Somone who has to have deep emotional feelings for someone in order to want to have sex with them.”
Emery: “Can that emotion be revulsion?”
Me: “BWAHAHAHA!”

[Miss Gray @MissGray]

“Israelies got tanks and Palestinians got rocks” - @TalibKweli https://t.co/N0ZRIvvZYy

[Miss Gray @MissGray]

‘he has been rubbing himself against kayaks and small boats’

BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!! 🐬💦🤣

https://t.co/HfVSzlysAz

[Miss Gray @MissGray]

Fucking hell. I am dead. 🤣😂🤣 #Tinder

[Miss Gray @MissGray]

I fucking love #summer & the heat. But I would love it even more if street harassment didn’t increase by about 300%. Seriously men: just fucking stop it. Yeah yeah, #notallmen. But if you’re a man & see it happening & don’t call it out you’re just as bad tbh. #everydaysexism

[Miss Gray @MissGray]

@dannybgoode 🤣

[Miss Gray @MissGray]

FUCKING YES #ENGLAND! #itscominghome

https://t.co/qb9AfZr46X