Maria Heitmann

VCL 💕 Spreading good vibes your way, babes. she/her/hers

[Maria Heitmann @MissHeitmann]

You helped me fly in ways I never thought possible ☂️

[Maria Heitmann @MissHeitmann]

If anyone ever questions what a Twin Flame is, I’ll just point them towards Luke and Lorelei

[Maria Heitmann @MissHeitmann]

I need @ChipotleTweets to bring back pollo asado before i have a mental breakdown

[⁷dilf line jinkook🌟( •ᴗ• ) @YayyConnaayyee]

WHICH OF THE PICKWICK TRIPLET DID IT #OMITB

[Maria Heitmann @MissHeitmann]

I just saw a tesla with the license plate “HAHAGAS” and i really hope that person has a good day

[Maria Heitmann @MissHeitmann]

Hehehe

[Maria Heitmann @MissHeitmann]

If you put your seat back on a plane in front of me, you’ve automatically lost the right for me not to kick your seat.

[Maria Heitmann @MissHeitmann]

@mscarianmax_b Venus retrograde is wild

[Maria Heitmann @MissHeitmann]

Listening to @GretaVanFleet while driving through Italy hits different

[Maria Heitmann @MissHeitmann]

The reviews that call Barbie “anti-man” just make me want to see it even more

[Maria Heitmann @MissHeitmann]

The past year and a half of my life has just been “Send in the Clowns” on repeat

[Maria Heitmann @MissHeitmann]

Ugh. A Little Night Music is stunning.

[Maria Heitmann @MissHeitmann]

Just saw a pink car with 888 on its license plate ayooooo

[Dave Jorgenson @davejorgenson]

would you rather stay in the Barbie airbnb or the Oppenheimer airbnb

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

i’m sad too but this is objectively such a funny way to kill this website

[Maria Heitmann @MissHeitmann]

Just saw Josh in today’s matinee. He, and the entire cast, were electric. Every award they win tonight is perfectly earned.

[josh groban @joshgroban]

Sweeney Todd is a dream role in a dream show and the great honor of my career to perform. Nothing could have prepared me for the joy of doing it at this level with this cast and creative team. Today is a day to celebrate that work and that joy. ❤️ -JG

[Maria Heitmann @MissHeitmann]

I will not be rioting tonight. Rightfully deserved, @SweeneyToddBway !!!

[The Tony Awards @TheTonyAwards]

Congratulations to @SweeneyToddBway's Natasha Katz, #TonyAwards-winner for Best Lighting Design of a Musical!

[Maria Heitmann @MissHeitmann]

@downing_will Oh my god,???

[Maria Heitmann @MissHeitmann]

If Sweeney Todd doesn’t win for lighting at the Tony’s I WILL riot

[Maria Heitmann @MissHeitmann]

Pls advise

[Maria Heitmann @MissHeitmann]

I miss being a blonde girly but I don’t miss the hair damage