Iโm a queen and I demand to be treated like it. Yesterday I got on the tube and there was no seats so I went up to this nerdy emo girl and snapped my fingers in her face and told her to get up, she was clearly nervous and shy so she obeyed me like a good girl.
I made my ex kneel beside me on the train for 3 hours and scrub and polish my boots until they were shiny clean. Then he put his head on the floor and I pressed his face down as hard as I could with my boots for the rest of the journey. So many people were laughing at him ๐
I want to become dictator of the UK and make it mandatory for all men to be locked in permanent chastity and be forced to work a minimum of 20 hours a day and sleep in dog cages. Who would vote for me?
I hate walking I want one of you losers to carry me on all fours so I can just sit on your back and rest my feet on your head while you carry me like a dog
My ex boyfriend from when I was only 19 just messaged me recently saying heโs had to go to therapy for all the trauma that I caused him cos I used to emotionally and physically abuse him quite a lot and I forced him to cut off all his friends and do everything for me lmao ๐คฃ.
My boyfriend was meant to go to the Arsenal game tomorrow with his friends but I met some guy at the club last weekend who said heโs a massive Arsenal fan and wants to go. So I made my boyfriend give me him and his friends season ticket and Iโll be going with this guy instead