Janessa

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

In the history of stupid fucking cults, this one is the fucking stupidest.

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

I pretend not to see people's embarrassing moments

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

this is where kendrick lamar and drake should settle their beef

[J Girl @juliethardt]

Baby don't provoke me, you want to wake the beast"

The Beast:

[☔ @Whotfismick]

I don’t mind taking the longer route to avoid greeting/interacting with people

[Jen @JenResistedAGN]

If we could just stop electing adults who believe in Noah’s Ark that would be great.

[HoneyBEE🍯 @_HoneyBEE__]

Period symptoms and pregnancy symptoms being the same is some dirty work and I don’t like it.

[Kyle @itskyleidk]

“Penalty on the ravens, unnecessary breathing”

[clare @sadderlizards]

hey sorry for being so anxious earlier i had no idea everything would be fine

[Zach W. Lambert @ZachWLambert]

Elephants are born weighing 250 lbs.

They are the biggest babies on earth except for the people mad at Taylor Swift for being excited at a football game.

[t is online @tbutonline]

why are you, a woman with great opinions and large breasts, having to go to work today

[crank @zacdose]

you’ve gotta be kidding me

[bailey @Baileymoon15]

on the first day of christmas, my true love gave to me 55 BURGERS, 55 FRIES, 55 TACOS, 55 PIES, 55 COKES, 100 TATER TOTS, 100 PIZZAS, 100 TENDERS, 100 MEATBALLS, 100 COFFEES, 55 WINGS, 55 SHAKES, 55 PANCAKES, 55 PASTAS, 55 PEPPERS AND 155 TATERS

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

Thursday Night Football recap…

[iFlyHigh™ 🎄 @travisa850]

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