Jenna Blackwell

Narcissist with delusions of grandeur and bad comedic timing | Adamant Rule Follower |

[Jenna Blackwell @MissJennaB]

@ladydatadoc @anishmoonka I always think about this bc if people are falling asleep to a book, does a lamp stay on? I read on a kindle and doze off. I can tell where I fell asleep because the next morning a sentence will be highlighted from when I fall asleep and my hand is just laying on the page.

[Jenna Blackwell @MissJennaB]

Restaurants should offer tiny flashlights for people to read the menu with so they don’t have to shine their bright ass phone flashlight on it.

[Jenna Blackwell @MissJennaB]

I’m way too late for this aren’t I?

[Jenna Blackwell @MissJennaB]

So Buster was right?

[Jim Dobson @TheLuxeWorld]

Pretty much every billionaire in the Caribbean has anchored their mega-yachts in St. Barths for New Year’s Eve—Jeff Bezos, Michael Jordan, David Geffen, and an impressively long list here: https://t.co/z7M7Nv1A5o

[Jenna Blackwell @MissJennaB]

no one:
people on christmas: my dad said “don’t get me a thing!” so I didn’t get him A thing, I got him TWO!

*picture of Thing One and Thing Two*

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[Jenna Blackwell @MissJennaB]

@michelleismyna2 @RealityByAshley He looks like Robyn

[Jenna Blackwell @MissJennaB]

@RoastReality And her reply was a shocked “yeah!” like wow how did he know that?!

[Jenna Blackwell @MissJennaB]

is that rumor we’re going to stop changing our clocks for daylight saving time like the marilyn manson ribs rumor where we all just believe it and have no idea where it came from?!

[Jenna Blackwell @MissJennaB]

“he said he didn’t mean to turn me into a child forever!”

[Jenna Blackwell @MissJennaB]

You’re telling me my honey baked this ham?!

[Jenna Blackwell @MissJennaB]

@AminaSync The Mini for me. I was so bored just start already!!!

[Jenna Blackwell @MissJennaB]

@quilledword on a kindle you can report the error and i feel drunk with power when i get to do it

[Jenna Blackwell @MissJennaB]

Thought after Love Island USA was over I finally would be free and could read again but now I’m on episode 23 of Love Island and have to stay locked in.

[Jenna Blackwell @MissJennaB]

If I send you this it means I’ll let you stay but I’m not happy about it

[Jenna Blackwell @MissJennaB]

If I send you this it means I’m only agreeing with you because I’m ready to see how the drama unfolds

[Jenna Blackwell @MissJennaB]

if i send you this it means I'M GETTING A PROMOTION! (i'm not)

[Jenna Blackwell @MissJennaB]

if i send you this it means i'm gonna keep asking you on a date no matter how many times you laugh in my face

[Jenna Blackwell @MissJennaB]

if i send you this it means i'm leaving work early

[Jenna Blackwell @MissJennaB]

I’d like to propose a very easy and cheap suggestion: can #TheTraitorsUS next season edit two versions of the same show and one of them doesn’t tell the audience who the traitors are so I can guess at home? Tysm

[Jenna Blackwell @MissJennaB]

Help!