A haunted house but it’s just someone quizzing you on what your closest friends do for a living and they’re all standing there waiting for you to answer.
I watch a show like #outlast on #Netflix to see survivalism at it’s best, not absolute garbage nonsense. I hope Jill and amber go home to Kentucky or wherever and think about how they’re the worst forever.
Things I yelled at other cars while trying to find parking in the Trader Joe's parking lot: Absolutely not! Excuse you! How dare you? Cute hat! You're the worst!
Why is my TikTok full of slapping competitions, that doesn't help me. Pls bring back useful content (cats knocking over babies & bottle service waitress makeup tutorials.)
When my cat stops mid-bath to stare into space but leaves that stupid little leg sticking straight up into the air? In that moment, the world is perfect.
If you love cozy pillows and fluffy blankets but wished each fabric surface in your home had like one string pulled out of it, may I introduce you to CATS
Always wonder what my indoor cats think when cars and trucks honk and zoom by outside. Do they think it’s big monsters and I keep them safe and when I leave I’m fighting the monsters? I hope so.
So glad I retained my #GOT knowledge so I can explain to my husband that the handsome jouster in House of the Dragon is related to Beric Dondarrion and feel good about myself until he calls everyone on the show "Janerys."