Lauren Samaai

Aspiring Sandton Housewife; Master Procrastinator; French Macaron Enthusiast; Mother of Cats

[Lauren Samaai @MissLolly89]

Earthquake in Jozi???

[Lauren Samaai @MissLolly89]

@mrdfood Please note I have logged a ticket on your app 2 days ago - but no one has reached out to me.

[Lauren Samaai @MissLolly89]

@mrdfood and @Andiccio24 - help me understand how 60-70% of my R750 order is wrong? 2 of 3 pizzas completely incorrect; drinks order wrong. I want a full refund! What terrible service!

[Lauren Samaai @MissLolly89]

@Travelstart @Travelstart still no response from your team after more than a week. What brilliant customer service!

[Lauren Samaai @MissLolly89]

@Travelstart thanks for fraudulently accessing another R8000 from my bank account, without my permission, after I already paid in full for my flights! Disgusting! And such an inconvenience to now cancel cards!

[Lauren Samaai @MissLolly89]

@Travelstart Yeah - and in the meanwhile while no one responds to my mail (2 days and still waiting) - I’ll sit with my blocked credit card. NEVER doing business with your sham of a company again

[Lauren Samaai @MissLolly89]

@chanelbjames @buitengebieden_ @calico_heart_ Yes - can confirm 🙄

[Lauren Samaai @MissLolly89]

@chanelbjames 🔥🔥🔥

[Lauren Samaai @MissLolly89]

@JamilFarouk Anthem of my whole life

[Lauren Samaai @MissLolly89]

@JamilFarouk More like 3 days 🙄🙄🙄

[MJ Khan @concerningmj]

I don't know how some of you reconcile your position that 'government is useless and all their systems and IT infrastructure are broken' with 'OMG they are going to track me with microchips in vaccines'

[Lauren Samaai @MissLolly89]

@thesnagel Current sitchu... if I get to a second hand bookstore I’ll take a look for you. Profiling Serial Killers was the best - but they all reference similar principles of her work because it was written post-PhD I’m assuming. Now that I think about it, David Klatzow is another goodie!

[Lauren Samaai @MissLolly89]

@thesnagel I have a couple of other books and articles. But Micki is probably the most interesting. I was meant to go to a talk this year that she was hosting on serial killers - but Covid. Will tag you if I see the talk is still happening.

[Lauren Samaai @MissLolly89]

@thesnagel Also. She helped solve the Station Strangler case. Worked with some of the top SA and US crime detectives. Her PhD focused on the different drivers for male versus female serial killers. It’s insane.

[Lauren Samaai @MissLolly89]

@thesnagel Realised I cant type. Lol. Anyway. Saw serial killer & got very excited... been reading some very cool stuff by a SA writer Micki Pistorius - she’s a criminal psychologist who used to work for SAPS back in the day. DM me your number and I’ll send you some pics of the books I have

[Lauren Samaai @MissLolly89]

@thesnagel Ooooh... can point you in the direction of real life SA cases based on psychological profiles if you life. Sounds like a jam 😬

[Lauren Samaai @MissLolly89]

@adidasZA day 4 of waiting for my return to be collected. Day after day of excuses by Dawn Wing! TEST me by not giving me my refund because YOUR service partner is useless.

[Lauren Samaai @MissLolly89]

@terencemulder @MyiStoreSA Okay - thought it was only me! Seems to be an issue since last night...

[Lauren Samaai @MissLolly89]

@superbalist why do you exclude loyal customers from your competitions based on stupid T’s and C’s like being signed up to a newsletter when I’m on your app daily? Spent thousands in the last month? Yet you push exclusionary competition rules? Makes no sense... visa super drop

[Lauren Samaai @MissLolly89]

@sboshmafu @Lindy_Nhlapo I felt like I was being rebirthed trying on the crop top. Large but felt medium. Yet the zipped sports bra in large fit amazingly. Sizing seems inconsistent?