Call me Missluu

Unhinged but self-aware, which somehow makes it worse|| destined for BIG BIG things|| Opinions are my own and not that of my Employer|| Remember My Name👑💞🍾

[Call me Missluu @MissLuu_]

BEWARE: Alexis Kgomotso Rammutla (aka Alexis Seoka) of Toddy Alphamore is a scammer. She recruited me from Linkedin, and currently owes me R19 000 in unpaid wages, and has now blocked me. Kindly help me in RETWEETS and sharing far and wide. #JobScam

[Call me Missluu @MissLuu_]

Imbi lanto.

[Thandeka @Tido_Dee]

I Would Not Survive A Divorce🙏🏾

[Call me Missluu @MissLuu_]

Yes!

[Noms @Lovejoyn_mlaba]

Normalise cooking for abusers bafazi.🙏🏾

[Lindsay @LindsayMabena]

Girl to girl: it's okay to have a dry phone. it's okay to be celibate. it's okay to have high standards. your peace, your rules. 🫶

[Call me Missluu @MissLuu_]

Story of my life..

[¶||ziizo✨ @ilovezizo_]

😭😭😭✋🏽

[Call me Missluu @MissLuu_]

So Dope 🔥🔥🔥

[Hyped In Fabric @HypedFabric]

Bafana Day⚽️

[Call me Missluu @MissLuu_]

@Khuze_Elikhulu 😭😭😭

[Call me Missluu @MissLuu_]

@B____D___ First wife checked out a while ago. Love ha!

[Call me Missluu @MissLuu_]

Took 2x tramadol and I passed out for 15hours.. 😭

[Call me Missluu @MissLuu_]

Hawu??

[Times LIVE @TimesLIVE]

Winter is coming, you're not https://t.co/A0HIuiH9oM

[Call me Missluu @MissLuu_]

Been saying!
We're literally always paying for space on Gmail.🤦🏽‍♀️

[Trev @Tokyo_Trev]

Ran out of space on my Gmail, caved in and paid for 100GB, now I am being told that’s running out and I should upgrade to 200GB. These niggas are running a scam

[Call me Missluu @MissLuu_]

😱

[Man’s NOT Barry Roux @AdvoBarryRoux]

This woman, Lineo Nkhoua, paid her daughter Maletsatsi Ngouwa a stipend of R6000 per month as a SAPS "intern", while she was a full time student, by the persal number of a deceased person. After graduating, her daughter was immediately appointed as a warrant officer.

[Call me Missluu @MissLuu_]

Very!

[Sunflower @Sunflowerreal]

The Madlanga commission might have opened the biggest scandal in the police 😱that man Khan is very dangerous #MadlangaCommission

[Call me Missluu @MissLuu_]

I see it too...😭😭

[Lunga🇿🇦 @lungsta_k]

Maybe it’s my timeline but why is everyone tweeting about sex Aowa 😭😭

[Emmy 🦋 @emmyxtweets]

The whole point is to know yourself so intimately that no one's projection or judgement could ever disturb the reality of who you are.

[Shubhvani @shubhvanii]

There is a Japanese legend that says:
if you miss the bus, maybe you avoided the accident. If you got rejected, maybe you were saved from the wrong place. If they left, maybe they made room for who is coming. The universe protects you in ways that look like bad luck at first. Trust the detour.🍂

[SIR1⭐️ @sa10nee]

Julia Fox revealed in a recent interview that she broke up with Kanye West in 2022 due to the fact that Ye was always telling her everyday to eat his ass that it makes him sleep and she couldn’t cope with that.

She said:

“Our relationship was kinda weird. I mean, I act weird sometimes, but Ye was just something else. I don’t know if it’s because he was going through a heartbreak from his divorce with Kim Kardashian,who he told me was his soulmate and so he’ll never heal from it. But every time we were in the bedroom together, he always told me to eat his ass because it makes him sleep well, even though sometimes I didn’t wanna have s£x. Although I did it sometimes, I couldn’t cope with that.
I told him, ‘I can’t keep eating your ass. You need to find someone for that.’ So I think him and Bianca Censori still together after two years plus, I actually think she has been able to match Ye’s nastiness, ‘cause I couldn’t.”

[Call me Missluu @MissLuu_]

I remember this as well.. We lost a Gem💖

[Biko ⭐️ ⭐️ @Bikomfident]

Dr Sindi van Zyl would be telling us about the new HIV jab right now in between tweeting about her other things. We were so informed about sexual health and stuff man. We lost a hero.

[Call me Missluu @MissLuu_]

@PammNotAnderson I'm all for this 😍

[Call me Missluu @MissLuu_]

U' right ma babe? *in a Xhosa man's accent*

[Siya 🤙 @StapuraDlamini]

What is the best caption for this 🤔

[Call me Missluu @MissLuu_]

Fine Zaddy 🫦

[Musa Khawula @Musa_Khawula]

Sam Mthembu shows off his Moghel Slay bag.