Alyssa Horsley

Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside 🍍🍍

[Alyssa Horsley @MissLyss_89]

Anxiety is a mofu

[Alyssa Horsley @MissLyss_89]

That was the best mani/pedi I ever had! Done at the same time so I was in and out in 30 mins

[Alyssa Horsley @MissLyss_89]

Only hang out with ppl that make you happy. Fuck everyone else

[Alyssa Horsley @MissLyss_89]

Why does my mom know what I’m going to say to her/ going on in my life before I even say anything. She must have a brain tap on me

[Alyssa Horsley @MissLyss_89]

Old men don’t look past 2 feet for something. I hate them all.

[Alyssa Horsley @MissLyss_89]

I miss my family so much

[Alyssa Horsley @MissLyss_89]

Customer- “Can I have a wine spritzer without the spritzer?”
Me- 🤨”so wine?”
Customer- “yessss”
#theBowery

[Alyssa Horsley @MissLyss_89]

I love goofy female actresses. 🤪🙃🙂#UnbreakableKimmySchmidt and #TheNewGirl

[Alyssa Horsley @MissLyss_89]

@thealexjackson Making $$$ but no social life

[Alyssa Horsley @MissLyss_89]

Working 70-80 hour weeks these days

[Alyssa Horsley @MissLyss_89]

4 hours.... I can’t contain my excitement 🤩🤩

[Alyssa Horsley @MissLyss_89]

48 hours

[Alyssa Horsley @MissLyss_89]

This guy has been counting down the days and now hours til we get to see eachother, and it’s the cutest thing 😍

[Alyssa Horsley @MissLyss_89]

But I’ve lost 6lbs this week and my baby daddy comes next weekend so I’m cool with my life right now 😎

[Alyssa Horsley @MissLyss_89]

I can’t even remember the last night I had off work... that’s wild. Making that $$$$ tho. I was promised next week off.. turns out my next day off won’t be till next Saturday. 😒

[Alyssa Horsley @MissLyss_89]

Childhood is spent tying your shoelaces and adulthood is seeing how long you can slip on/ slip off you shoes without ever untying them

[Alyssa Horsley @MissLyss_89]

I’m just happy that when I smile, my gums don’t show 😁

[Alyssa Horsley @MissLyss_89]

Never felt this right with someone in my life