Maria Flores, Esq.

Attorney. CEO. ⚾️ live tweeting baseball games .

[Ethan Klein @h3h3productions]

I’m in disbelief… still desperate to think this is part of an elaborate prank. That seems like something he’d do, right? The truth is, no matter how desperate I am to not believe it, my friend Oliver has passed away.

Oliver was such a unique soul, he had an ability that was unmatched by anyone else I know; to make friends in all corners of the world. Sincere friendship too, not just internet friendships of convenience.

He was one of the funniest people I’ve ever known. His style of self-deprecation was universal. Every media appearance he’s ever done was hilarious, refreshing and unique in a way that only he could bring.

He was a true artist, in every sense of the word. Everything he brought into the world, he brought with his true self. Every time he would come on our show, it would involve weeks of lengthy conversations of planning and brainstorming. Ordinary was never an option. It had to be the best possible appearance. And it always was. 

Music and film were his true passions. He produced every music video, every song with every ounce of his soul. He spent every dime to bring his vision to life. He had no use for money beyond what it could do to improve his art. He used to laugh about how he annoyed his label because he was always hitting them up for cash advances for his next big project. 

His support team was composed of his childhood friends, proof that he was the type of person that was fiercely loyal to those he loved. The type of genuine person that kept the same friends for life. And he was always adding more and more friends along the way.

He spent the last year traveling the world. Traveling across every inch. Visiting places I would never dream of going. He wanted to know the world and all its people, all the different types of ways people lived, so he could become an even more profound artist. I could see him evolving, growing, maturing, and the essence of what he collected was clear: love, friendship, art. All the things that transcended borders and time. Last we spoke, he was planning to go to Antarctica. 

“I totally get it if you can’t but it will be really special and would mean the world if you came through! Would love to see you both.”

That was the last thing he ever said to me. He was having an album release party. We didn’t make it.

Everything he touched was better for it. Every person he met was more whole for it. As a person, I’ve lost a dear friend and collaborator. But the real tragedy is that the world lost a true artist, a passionate and gifted story teller, and a radiant light that shined upon so many of us. His light is now extinguished and my life, and the world, is darker for it. 

I hope I can be more like Oliver Tree when I grow up. Bon voyage, my friend. See you on the other side. Life goes on and on and on without you.

[Maria Flores, Esq. @MissMaariaa]

Yall im so sad about Oliver Tree 😭

[Maria Flores, Esq. @MissMaariaa]

Yall I think I hate Mookie now 😭

[on appeal for legal reasons @Erikaslit]

Thank you Los Angeles for vindicating Lauren Conrad once again. Fuck Spencer Pratt.

[Maria Flores, Esq. @MissMaariaa]

Drinking peppermint tea at the gym like it’s normal 🥰

[Maria Flores, Esq. @MissMaariaa]

Damn the Angels really suck

[Maria Flores, Esq. @MissMaariaa]

Finally Mookie got a hit

[Maria Flores, Esq. @MissMaariaa]

@HunterBiden BASED

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Things most Americans agree on:

Groceries cost too much.

Tariffs suck and make no sense.

Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.

The debt is a mess.

The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.

Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.

Americans are exhausted.

AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.

Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.

Canadians are super fucking cool.

Mexicans are chill.

Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.

Good neighbors are a blessing.

Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.

We all question, are we alone in the universe?

We all fuck up along the way.

Epstein didn’t hang himself.

The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.

The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!

Things we’re told to fight about:

Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.

That’s the joke.

[Dammit Bits @DammitBits]

I thought the Pope was kicking ass on Twitter and now here comes Hunter Biden.

[Maria Flores, Esq. @MissMaariaa]

@nypost @_Starkilla omg please show this to Ethan

[Maria Flores, Esq. @MissMaariaa]

That was scary 😭😭😭

[All Fútbol MX 🇲🇽 @AllFutbolMX]

🚨🤯 NEW: MEXICO HAS A 1% CHANCE OF WINNING THE 2026 FIFA WORLD CUP. 🏆✍🏼

Via @OptaSTATS

[All Fútbol MX 🇲🇽 @AllFutbolMX]

WE ARE OFFICIALLY IN WORLD CUP MODE!

VAMOS MEXICO. ❤️🏆

[Classic arts & Wallpapers 🥷 @Classisco123]

What I want to see in Toy Story 5

[Maria Flores, Esq. @MissMaariaa]

@kimye213 I need that in my life

[Maria Flores, Esq. @MissMaariaa]

This is the only True statement this man has made 😹

[TMZ @TMZ]

Spencer Pratt went all-in defending his love of Mexican culture -- noting he's probably eaten more Mexican food than any white guy in Los Angeles.

Read more: https://t.co/GYGNPX58s1

[Maria Flores, Esq. @MissMaariaa]

@DodgersNation 💔💔💔

[Maria Flores, Esq. @MissMaariaa]

Kike is so fucking back 🔥🔥🔥

[mahrukh @parhloumahrukh]

A man just called me evil, I needed that. Thought I was losing my spark for a minute.