mags

i give a fuck about an Oxford comma 💗💜💙 👯‍♀️🍷🐱📷☕️ she/her

[mags @MissMaggely]

I regret to inform you that the answer is Earth

[kristofer thomas @kristoferthomas]

can a depressed bisexual woman please tell me which planet is making me sad

[mags @MissMaggely]

I tried to use Siri to google “dying swan Anna pavlova” but it changed to “Wanda vision Anna pavlova”

[I Hide From My Kids @IHideFromMyKids]

Kids should come with a “skip intro” button for their stories

[rileigh✨ @rileighsmirl]

to all my other former catholic kids turned queer adults what was your favorite hymn and why was it “lord of the dance”

[mags @MissMaggely]

Remember yik yak? What a time

[bethany 🤍📖 @definedbyclean]

Okay, thread 🧵 about *that* scene in Anti-Hero from a counselor specializing in ED’s and recovered myself 🫡

[mags @MissMaggely]

Isolate in sensory deprivation girl right here 🙋🏻‍♀️

[mags @MissMaggely]

@beleahvable Same thing with those bags of lettuce that come with 3 in a bag! I only want 1! Lol

[trash jones @jzux]

your late 20s are funny because your friends are either having an identity crisis or a wedding. some are having both

[mags @MissMaggely]

Diner rush slow 🤨

[Amazon Music @amazonmusic]

Ours is “Late Fall Again” wbu @taylorswift13
*Disclaimer: this is 113% a joke

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

My 2 coping mechanisms

[Jennifer Joy @JenniferJoyOK]

Seniors in high school in Oklahoma can carry an AR-15 without a permit but are banned from reading To Kill a Mockingbird.

[mags @MissMaggely]

Gorgeous gorgeous girls drink more coffee after their coffee-induced tummy ache goes away

[Becca Grischow @beegriz]

It goes like this, the fourth, the fifth, the minor fall, the major lift

[Stoned Adulterer @ElaDarling]

So glad to live in a nation with gun care and health control.

[logan ⭐️ @logannschieberr]

250+ mass shootings in the US alone, and a woman’s body is more regulated than a gun. get fucking real.

[mags @MissMaggely]

@HonkIfUrHoary @memesiwish We call it her punk ear 😂🤘🏻

[mags @MissMaggely]

@memesiwish

[mags @MissMaggely]

I got a fraud alert from buying gas just now, like nope that’s me. Gas is just THAT EXPENSIVE right now.

[Katelyn Burns @transscribe]

If a weapon is so dangerous that a squad of police officers are too afraid to confront a single person wielding it, that weapon should be banned.