V ♡

[Manny MUA @MannyMua733]

“but he interrupts too” are you 5?

[в є ℓ ℓ є ✨ @klauren__]

sophomore year in high school my daddy made a deal that if I finished college on time, with a high gpa, I could get any car, I wanted right off the lot. fast forward ->>I held up my end of the deal so he followed through with his!! hard work pays off!B.A. at 20...AH🤪 ‘20👩🏽‍🎓⚖️

[Arial, like the font. @honestari]

Y’all the owner of @/moonxcosmeticsllc on IG, Mariee’ Revere made 1.18 million dollars in 9 minutes last night! Did I mention sis is not only a black woman but she’s 20 years old?!?

[Haydn Schneider @HaydnSchneider]

You are responsible for you. That’s it. Only exception is if you have kids. Then you’re responsible for them. Your wins, your losses, that’s on you.

[James Clear @JamesClear]

Most topics are not worth having an opinion about.

[RICKEY @rickeythompson]

WHEWWWWWWW

[Blair Braverman @BlairBraverman]

I have, um, just learned that my husband ate the cinnamon roll while I was asleep and he gave Flame the packaging

[🇹🇹 queen of typos but I still said what I said @kaecreates]

Sitting in your car outside of your house is self care. I can’t explain it but if you know you know.

[V ♡ @MissMarfori]

Sad eggplant. 💀

[Palmer Report @PalmerReport]

Donald Trump: coronavirus is a Chinese Virus

Everyone: Donald Trump is an American Virus

[BeautyyBird @beautyybird]

You have to be fuckin kidding me 🤦🏻‍♀️

[zel @denzeldion]

I wanna know which flights y’all be talking about is cheap?? bitch they’re still expensive

[NiY 🫦 @cl0udniy_]

Whew I’m losing it

[AD🥇 @98Toks]

Me when I delete “Sent from my iPhone” to make the email more formal

[Lukas Battle @lukasbattle]

White people refer to their Grandparents like "My Nana and Gpaw are coming over tonight. Have you met my Nini-banini and grandpiano? Omg u would love them, my Nae Nae makes the best cookies and my G-string tells the best jokes. What do u call your ipod Nano and Granite counter?

[Lukas Battle @lukasbattle]

Substitutions include:

-Kim paw-pawsible
-Nana Bananna
-Gampster truck
-Napkin
-Gran theft auto

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

Sending love to everyone in Nashville today. ❤️