Charlotte Matabaro

Regenerative Clinical Aesthetician, Phlebotomy Technician + Trichologist. Fixer of hair and faces.

[Charlotte Matabaro @MissMatabaro]

@FrankC164 @KensingtonRoyal Because nobody wants a pain in the arse at the dinner table

[Charlotte Matabaro @MissMatabaro]

I'm just a girl

[Charlotte Matabaro @MissMatabaro]

People who put a hose back on the reel with a kink in it, should be executed on the spot.

[Charlotte Matabaro @MissMatabaro]

Why does everyone have the same snot green colour front door now?

[Charlotte Matabaro @MissMatabaro]

I think about murdering more than I should.

[Charlotte Matabaro @MissMatabaro]

Why aren't safety demonstrations a thing on ferries? Nobody ever showed me where the life boat was.

[Charlotte Matabaro @MissMatabaro]

Another year of crash free driving and another year of ridiculous insurance hikes.

[Charlotte Matabaro @MissMatabaro]

Stop working and look at my plant 🪴

[Charlotte Matabaro @MissMatabaro]

@BrianGarrigan Should we all be transphobic now Father? It's just I have the farm during the day and in the evening I just like the cup of tea.

[Charlotte Matabaro @MissMatabaro]

@OrlaghInCork Shoved chicken. Wringed lamb. Contorted turkey. Stretched venison.

[Charlotte Matabaro @MissMatabaro]

@clongent No need for WiFi.

[Charlotte Matabaro @MissMatabaro]

Some of my friends are angry that they didn't make my end of the world apocalypse survival group. They're just not up to scratch.

[Charlotte Matabaro @MissMatabaro]

@SaintMichael293 If they question our decision to exclude them, we've made the right choice.

[Charlotte Matabaro @MissMatabaro]

@chrisph69 If you meet the criteria

[Charlotte Matabaro @MissMatabaro]

@georgea37487921 I really am

[Charlotte Matabaro @MissMatabaro]

I'm old enough to remember when ice cream wasn't available all year round.

[Maisy Mc Loughlin's Whiskey BLENDS AND BOTANICS @Runway28G]

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[Charlotte Matabaro @MissMatabaro]

So organised

[ᎷᏗᏒᏦᎩ ᏕᏂᏗᏒᏦᎩ 🦈 @Markshark26]

Let me be the first to wish you all a merry Christmas 😂😂